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Not a 'Bored? Lets Play!' It's this |.

Various X Neko!Reader, writer-chan and gang is not here in this one-shot.

I've always thought of doing this so I'm gonna write it!
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Eren, Armin, and Mikasa walked around the towns steets as Levi gave all of them a day off.

"So Eren, where are we going now?" Armin asked Eren and he shrugged, "I don't know, how about you Mikasa?"

Eren turned to Mikasa and saw she was staring at a dark alley, "Mikasa?" Eren asked and stepped closer to her slowly.

"I hear a voice," Mikasa muttered.

"What voice?" Armin stepped closer too to Mikasa. But before Mikasa answered she already went in the alley.

"Hey, Mikasa!" Eren called as he and Armin followed her into the alley. "I-I hear something," Armin muttered, Eren looked to him and to Mikasa who was already stopped and stared at a box.

The two boys stepped either side of Mikasa and looked down at the box to see a small kitten with (h/c) fur and bright, big, (e/c) eyes the stared at the strangers.

"Mew?" The little kitten mewled as she tilted her head to the side.

"Aww," Armin and Eren muttered, Mikasa just stared at the small kitten, before picking her up gently.

(THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT, ITS SOOO CUTE! YOU ARE OF COURSE THE KITTEH!)

"You heard that cry all the way from there?" Eren looked at Mikasa while pointing at the small bundle who suddenly slept when she was held in Mikasa's hands. Mikasa patted the kitten's tiny head as she held the small kitten softly.

"Yes," she muttered, Mikasa couldn't take her eyes away from the poor little kitten.

Eren sighed, "What will we do now?"

Armin's eyes gleamed but faded, "It would be crazy that we'd bring that... kitten back right?" Armin asked and looked at the small kitten already curled up in a ball in Mikasa's hands.

"What?! If we bring her I'm sure we would not get to keep her," Eren exclaimed.

Armin sighed, "I know, but look! She is here on a dark alley all alone! The poor thing is abandoned and needs someone to take care for her," he said and looked at the small kitten still curled up in a ball and Mikasa cradled the small bundle.

"Then let's bring it," Mikasa said still looking at the thing on her hands.

"What?!" Eren and Armin exclaimed only for Mikasa to give them a cold stare, that would say, 'shut up'.

Both of them silenced from Mikasa's glare, and Eren shrugged, "Okay, fine," he said unconvinced as he started walking out the alley.

"Wait, what?! Seriously?" Armin's eyes widened as he followed him out and Mikasa just followed behind smiling a little at the kitten.

Eren sighed, "Well, it's on Mikasa's hands and it seems like she doen't want to let it go," he said and Armin looked at Mikasa, Mikasa stared at Armin blankly, "Do you want to hold her?" She asked.

"Uh... Sure," Armin said and held out his hands as Mikasa place the kitten on his palms, Armin felt the fluffy fur brush his hands, and he looked at Eren, "I'm changing my mind, we're bringing her with us," Armin said and Eren sighed, "Fine," he grumbled, giving in.

"She's fluffy, do you want to touch her too?" Armin reached out the small bundle to Eren, Eren walked back, "Nope, the way you two gave in, I don't-," Eren was cut off by Armin placing the kitten on his hand.

"Ohmygodit'sfluffyandcute,okaywearekeepingher!" Eren silently schreeched from the kitten that still, amazingly is asleep.

Armin raised an eyebrow at his friend, "What the hell, Eren?"

Mikasa just sighed, "We should better go back," she said, Armin and Eren nodded, Eren also inserted the kitten in his pocket carefully and followed the two.

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The three finally went back to the HQ and the kitten started stirring.

"N-nya?" The kitten mewled. Eren looked down his pocket and see the kitty moving around, he smiled, "Don't worry, little one, we're almost there," he muttered.

"Hey, Armin, Mikasa, what shall we name the kitty?" Eren called to the two infront of him, Mikasa looked down and thought, Armin did the same.

"Hm, how about (Y/n)?" Armin said and Mikasa nodded, "I like that name," she said.

Eren smiled, "Yeah, I like it too, well now, hello (Y/n)," Eren smiled and scruffed the kitten's head.

"Eren, you are getting attached to the kitty," Armin smiled.

Eren jolted, "A-am not!"

Mikasa sighed, "Yes you are Eren," she said and Eren looked down, "Fine I am, she's just too cute!" He exclaimed and Armin chuckled, Mikasa made a very silent chuckle too.

"What is cute?" Levi's voice questioned and the three look ahead to see Levi stare/glaring at them.

"U-uh, n-nothing!" Eren exclaimed. Armin gulped and walked a little near Eren while Mikasa stared at Levi.

The kitten mewled, and Levi raised an eyebrow, "What is in your pocket?" He asked.

Eren sighed as he brought out the kitten, who was wide awake, Levi just stared at the small thing until Hanji came skipping to Levi.

"Hey, Levi I need you for something~ Oh! What is that?" Hanji gleamed when she saw the kitty, the kitten stared at the scientist and blinked before Hanji went nearer to it.

"Eren, can I hold it?" Hanji look down the small thing.

"Uh, s-sure," Eren reached out his palmes and the kitty went to Hanji's hand on her own.

Hanji squealed, "Iknowtheonlythingthatmakesmesquealaretitansbut THIS IS CUTEANDFLUFFYANDTOEBEANS! BEAN!!!" Hanji patted the kitten's head.

Levi tched, "Bring it back to where it belongs," he said and stared at the kitten with disgust.

"Awww! No Levi! Let's keep it please? Please? Please?" Hanji begged and Eren and Armin behind her also followed her example.

"Pleaaaase???" Hanji whined.

Levi tched again, "Fine, but you four better take care of it and it's mess," Levi said before walking in the castle.

"What's it's gender?" Hanji asked, Eren and Armin smiled, "She's girl."

"Hey guys what are you doing?" Historia asked as she and Ymir walked in to see the kitten.

"A kitty! Where did you find it?" Historia squealed.

"Oh, I didn't find it, the three did," Hanji said and scratched the kitty's chin.

"Really?!" Historia literally jumped, the three nodded, "Does it have a name?!" She asked.

"O-oh, it's, ah, she's (Y/n)," Eren said and Historia nodded, "Can I hold her Hanji-san?" Historia asked.

"Oh sure! I need some experimenting to do anyways, bye!" Hanji said as she gave Historia the kitten and waved as she went back inside.

Historia patted the kitten, "She's soo fluffy..."

Ymir sighed, "Are just gonna stay here and gawk about that kitten or go inside? I'm freezing here," she spat and Historia looked at her before sighing, "Yeah, we should," she said and all of them went inside.

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You finally saw every face and saw some gawk at your cuteness and fluffiness, in your cat body, you smiled, you finally had somewhere to call home.

You looked up on the window ledge you called a bed and thanked the stars for giving you this opportinuty.

More will come, you feel it, as you watched the stars swirl and twinkle on the dark sky.

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YES! I DID THIS! IMMA MAKE A PART TWO WHERE YOU BECOME A NEKO!

AHHH! SO CUTE!!!!

ANYWAYS! I MIGHT MAKE A 'Bored? Let's Play!' NEXT TIME!

TOODLES MY DEAR VON-VONS!!!

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