eren says 5 cheesy pick up lines to mikasa in front of everyone >:) - Cheese4dayz 

Eren: ..................f**k

Mikasa: TO ME!!??!?!?! EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE MY LOVE!!!!!!!

Jean: DON'T YOU DARE YOU ONE MINDED LIL PIECE O S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eren: Yeah...I would rather DIE

Connie: I'll give you 5 bucks

*Eren has seizure on the floor

Eren: I GONNA BE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jean: Oh...bravo Eren..BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

Eren: BRAVO YO BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jean: EREN THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!

Eren: It does now! *Pair of shades fall onto his eyes

Eren: BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Armin: Yeah.....I'm gonna guess Eren has NEVER consumed money and now.....He's learning

Eren: I CAN SELL YOU YA OLD FART!!!!

Armin: EREN I'M 15....GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT....STOP READING FANFICTIONS...THEY'RE CONFUSING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasha: Can we PLEASE get on with this dare?

Eren: FO FIVE DOLLLAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Levi hits him with a frying pan

Levi: tch....stupid brat

Annie and Mikasa: EREN!

*Eren gives them a withered thumbs up

Eren: I can smell the color purple now!

Armin: I think it worked...someone grab a five dollar bill from Levi's wallet!

Levi: WHAT WAS THAT!!??!?!?!

Jean: GOT ITZ!!!!

Levi: NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

*They put it in front of Eren's nose

*Eren sticks out his tongue and eats it

Levi: HEY THAT WAS MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

Reiner: LET'S GET ON WITH THE DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petra: SO this is what Truth or Dare is like?

Levi: tch......Truth or Dare will be the death of me

2 hours later

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*Eren is all better and is standing in front of Mikasa

*Mikasa is drooling and wearing a wedding dress

Eren: Mikasa that isn't nessecary....I'm just saying pick up lines!

Mikasa: YOU'RE SAYING THEM TO MEEEEEE THOUGH!!!! EEHEEHEEHEEHEE MY SENPAI!!!

*Eren resists barfing

Eren: Okee then....lets's get this over with

*Eren pulls out phone and looks up a cheesy website for pick up lines

Eren: Okay...let's get on with this

1st pick up line

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Eren: Are you a magician? because every time I look at you, everyone disappears!

*Everyone claps sarcastically

*Mikasa gets a nosebleed

Mikasa: EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN

2nd pick up line

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Eren: I have seem to have lost my phone number? Can I have your's?

Mikasa: YES MA SWEETTTTT!!!!!!!!

Eren: Eh.....you creep

Mikasa: WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOR EEEVVVEERRZZZ!!!!!!

Eren: NNOOOOPPPPEEE!!!!!!

3rd pick up line

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Eren: If you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTE-CUMBER

Mikasa: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eren: THIS IS TORTURE!

Armin: THESE PICK UP LINES ARE STUPID!!!

*Some random girl walks up to Marco

Random Girl: Hey....you're pretty hot...will you be my other half?

Marco: ....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Jumps out window)

Jean: Triggered

4th pick up line

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Eren:  Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile

Mikasa: *Tackles Eren* WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED TONIGHT MY LOVE EEHEEHEEHEE!!!

Eren: HOW MANY MORE PICK UP LINES DO I NEED TO SAY?!?!

Armin: one more

Eren: F**k

5th and final pick up line

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Eren: Okay...here we go.....................I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together

Mikasa: WE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOOORRREVVVVEEERRR!!!!!!! WEEL HAVE SOOO MANNY CHILDRENZ AND WE'LL DIE IN DA SAME GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eren: HELL NO I DONE HERE!!!

*Drops microphone

Eren: Oh and.....I have one more pick up line to say

Everyone except for Mikasa: Oh god please no

*It looks like Eren is gonna say it to Mikasa's face, but he turns to Annie

Eren: *Cups his hand over her cheek* If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Armin: *Cries tears of joy* EREN! EREN IS GROWING UP!!!! THEY'LL BE MARRIED SOON I GUARANTEE!!!

*Christa comforts Armin as Eren leans in and kisses Annie

Annie: Eren....you're so thoughtful....it was kinda cheesy...but I loved it...and I love you

*Mikasa suddenly barges in

Mikasa: EREN!!

Eren: WHAT?!?!

*Mikasa falls to one knee and holds out a ring

Mikasa: WILL U MARRY ME AND BE MA HUSBAND!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!

*Annie growls and hugs Eren

Eren: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikasa: But I bought that ring with ma blood-

Eren and Annie: NNNOOO!!!!!

Mikasa: *Has seizure on ground*

Mikasa: You'll be mine someday senpai...heeheeheehee

Eren: I've been scarred for life 

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