chapter 5 The surprise
viewer discretion: This scene may be considered triggering or offensive. It is not intentional but does resemble a very terrible problem we have in this world today. no spoilers, but be warned this might be a tough one.
After a long, hard, horrendous day of work, Principal Homework goes to his office and collapses in his chair.
Principal HW: ( sighs in relief) Ahhhh, finally I get to relax. Welp, I guess that means it's time for ... homework..... I'm too tired to do the thing.
Cornelius pulls out a two-thousand sheet homework assignment.
Principal HW: Now, to enjoy the nice and relaxing joy of geometry. OOH GUESS WHO GETS TO USE GRAPH PAPER TODAY!!! OH , AND THE X AXIS GOES TO THREE-MILLION!!! OH, THIS WILL BE FUN!!!
Principal Homework works on his assignment with great joy.....
FOR SIXTY-THREE HOURS!!!
How do the students learn those days you ask? That's right. HOOOOMMMMMEEEWWWOOORRKKK!!!!!
It was now class change. Cornelius was still enjoying his graphs when all of a sudden he heard something in the hall.
student: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
???: MWA HA HA HA HA HA OH YOU PATHETIC FOOLS!!! YOU ARE ALL MINE!!!!!
THWIP!
The halls are chaos. Students are screaming. A man is laughing, and there are little paintball gun sounds rapidly firing.
Principal HW: Huh, what's all that commotion about? I'M TRYING TO DO MY-
As he walks out of the room he sees a horrific sight. Students are falling down in pain, and getting shot by a peculiar gun. Wielding the weapon is a notorious, horrible,
familiar face.
Principal HW: It's .... me? Wait that gun it looks. ( gasps ) DEATH WISH!!!!! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!
Death Wish: Huh, oh hello my dear friend. You know, I must say your body has some quite unique abilities. I MEAN FUTURE VISION, WOW!!!!
Principal HW: WHAT ARE TOU DOING HERE!!!! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO CHILDREN?!?!?!
Death Wish: Oh, It's all part of my plan though. Look, I've already collected ninety-nine percent of your " beloved autobots", but I still need more help if I'm going to make my army. So, I used the next best thing: AUTOBOTS IN TRAINING!, and with these chips I can make them into a more powerful form.
Principal HW: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!! THESE ARE INNOCENT CHILDREN FOR HOMEWORK SAKE. YOU CAN'T!!!!
Death Wish: Oh, but I can, and I will. I got a few toys that are gonna put it end to your little fight force ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Principal HW: THE DECEPTICONS NEVER WIN, AND THAT WON'T STOP NOW!!!!! NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SURRENDER, OR I'LL MAKE YOU.
Death Wish: Well this should be fun.
Principal Homework swiftly jumps into midair, and does a flip. During this action, he draws his cyberblade, and crashed his feet onto Death Wishes shoulder. He jumps off plunging him into the ground head first.
Principal HW: So, you done yet? I'll give you some time to think while you write me a 1,000,000,000 page essay on why being a decepticon and hurting children is bad.
He blasts a ton of papers in Death Wishes face with his Homework Gun©️.
Death Wish: WHAT KIND OF CHILDISH GAME IS THIS!!!!! THIS IS A FIGHT, SO FIGHT ME. AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Death Wish plunges towards Cornelius rearing back his fist and-
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