chapter 6 The storage closet
Everything goes black. Principal Homework wakes up tied in a chair in the school storage closet. He tries to untie himself and get loose but his efforts are futile. There is also a tv in front of him. There are no tvs at the school.
Principal Homework: WHAT?! WHY AM I HERE?!?! WHY AM I TIED UP?!?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KIDS?!?! DEATH WISH WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?
The Tv flickers on, portraying a puppet version of Death Wish.
Death Wish: I just implanted chips into every single one of your students and made them all decepticons. So, are you just gonna lie and say they died, or are you finally gonna reveal the truth to the public. There's a whole new decepticon in town, and soon you'll be with him too.
Principal HW: WE DO THAT BECAUSE IT WONT MAKE THE CITIZENS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES!! I can't believe this. I had a horrible long day at work, I get interrupted by the students from my 2 day home work streak, and to top it all off I lost all my students got Homeworknapped and an probably going to get fired by myself. This day can't get any worse.
Death Wish: HA! I find your suffering quite amusing. If only I could make it worse by reminding you that your foolish brain forgot about your unlimited powers.
Principal HW: OH NO!! IT DID GET WORSE BECAUSE OF THAT!!!! THANKS FOR THE TIP THOUGH!!
Principal Homework tries to use his fire power to burn through the ropes but .... nothing.
Principal HW: WHAT?!?? MY POWERS, THEYRE..
Death Wish: GONE!! That's right, those cords are laced with a special kind of uranium that makes it impossible for your powers to work. Thus, to top it off, a quick note from our sponsors, RAI-
Principal HW: NOOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAAAT!!!
Death Wish: Oh well, you don't mind mustard, do you?
Principal HW: HUH?! What are you talking about?
Suddenly, a thick invisible fog came in through the vents, stinging his nose.
Principal HW: Now, how can I use my invisible sight to see the gas if I don't have my powers right now? Well there's one power that not even uranium can stop: PLOT CONVENIENCE!!! Anyways, as I was saying,
HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY MUSTARD GAS NO!!!!!
Death Wish: ( through the door) Now, enjoy your demise! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh, and by the way, nobody does homework in a fight.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, SCHOOL??!!
??? 1: YES IT IS LITERALLY SCHOOL!!!!
Death Wish: WHAT?!!! WHO'S THERE?!?!?
??? 2: Uhhhh a ghost?
??? 1: SHHHH
Suddenly a watch beeps.
Death Wish: I don't have time for this. I have an army to train.
Death Wish runs off and the sound of a jet engine can be heard flying away.
??? 1: Now, to deal with the loser in the closet who's working for him. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CORNELIUS?!?!?
??? 2: What's that smell?
??? 1: Mustard gas, meant to throw us off. The man inside prolly has a gas mask. Well whoevers in there is about to go through a world of suffering!!!
??? 2: GET READY TO DIE LOSER!!!!!!
The doors are kicked open by a grown adult figure next to a child. They all stare at one another as they lock eyes with Cornelius in shock.
Asrielus and Caleven have come to the rescue.
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