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"Hi another photodump cuz why not."

"Yeah, cuz why not," said Shuri and Peter after erupting into fits of laughter.

"Yelena," said Natasha as she gave her a small look.

"What?  I just ask for stuff once..." said Yelena as Natasha ruffled her hair a little.

"You asked me for a teddy bear three times a day," said Natasha with a smirk.

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

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"No!"

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"No!"

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"No!"

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"No!"

"Yes!"

"AS ENTERTAINING AS THIS MIGHT BE, WE HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

Yelena huffed and turned her face away from Natasha and crossed her arms dramatically, making everyone else laugh at her antics.

"That's a fair point, y'know."

"Yeah, dogs don't know how to make pancakes, so-" said Daisy with a shrug.

"Thank you," said Yelena as she gave a handshake with Daisy.

"We have to do this sometime," said Yelena as she glanced at Kate.

"Sure, why not?  Not the first crime I've committed," said Kate with a shrug.

"What's your first crime?" asked Scott.

"Illegally stealing a car with Clint," said Kate.

"Nice," said Yelena and Scott.

"Wait so an 084 is..." asked Sam with a confused look etched on his face.

"An 084 is an object of unknown origin.  A team goes in, determine the object if it is a threat, if it is, we take it back to SHEILD and try to find a way to contain it or if we have to, destroy it, or if it's not, we will still confiscate it and study it.  Either way, the object mostly comes back with us," said Coulson.

"Okay...," said Sam.

"Why is an 084 called an object of unknown origin?" asked Wanda.

"Because the original 084 is an object of unknown origin called the obelisk," said Coulson.

"Have you ever seen it?" asked Bucky.

"Uh yeah, the obelisk led to a huge ton of crap that we're totally not ready for, it's also kind of the reason why I got my powers," said Daisy with a shrug.

"Powers?  What kind of powers do you have?" asked Shuri.

"I have the power to tap into vibrations," said Daisy, "That is a tame way to put my powers, if you want to say it more clearly, I'll say that I have earthquake powers."

"You can generate earthquakes?" asked Peter.

"Yep."

"So cool," said Ned, fanboying again.

"Seriously?  That much of a thing over a piece of garlic bread?" asked Tony, scoffing.

"Daisy, please tell me this isn't true," said Fitz, tears in his eyes.

"Dude, why would I steal your garlic bread all of a sudden?  But I must admit one thing: the sandwiches Simmons's made are delicious," said Daisy licking her lips.

"YOU ATE THE SANDWICH SIMMONS MADE FOR ME?" yelled Fitz, who is looking very angry.

"WHAT NO!  I BROKE YOUR SANDWICH IN HALF AND I ATE HALF, YOU ATE HALF!  I ASKED YOU IF I CAN EAT HALF OF YOUR SANDWICH AND YOU SAID YES!  SO, I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR SANDWICH, BECAUSE YOU GAVE IT TO ME WILLINGLY!" yelled Daisy as she gave a glare towards Fitz's direction, and suddenly to whole cinema started to rumble.

"Woah woah woah, what was that?" asked Sam as he looked across the cinema, which seems to be rumbling.

"Okay Daisy, calm down, you didn't steal a sandwich, he gave it to you, he just forgot," said May in a softer tone and voice, whilst gently stroking her back, calming her down, and the rumbling in the theater stopped.

"Sorry guys, it's just that whenever I get upset or angry, my powers will sometimes get out of check," said Daisy, an apologetic look in her eyes. 

"Aww, May is being such a mother," said Hunter, earning him a slap in the head, and a punch into his arm by May.

"Ow!  Sheesh, there's no need to make it so hard," said Hunter, his British accent getting a lot thicker.

"It's okay, just next time gimme a heads up, I'll make the cinema earthquake proof."

"Earthquake proof?" asked everyone.

"Uh yeah, I can just adjust it, or I can just open another room for you to release your anger, like punching a pillow."

"That's gonna be nice, thanks," said Daisy, giving a smile.

"Sorry for accusing you in the first place," said Fitz apologetically.

"It's fine," said Daisy, dismissing it with a wave her hand.

"These are all canon, this is so good."

"Wait, you went into one of my parties before?" asked Tony, clearly surprised.

"Yes I did, but you're probably too busy to notice me," said Daisy.

"You two like taking selfies?" asked Carol.

"Oh yes, with everyone else of course, not just the two of us," said Simmons, smiling.

"Yeah sure, you two literally take selfies everywhere we go, from the lab to Peru," muttered Daisy.

"You're a Peggy Carter fangirl?" asked MJ.

"Um yes, miss..." replied Simmons.

"The name's Michelle Jones, but just call me MJ."

"Since when is doodling available allowed to answer questions on a report?" asked Clint.

"Yeah, I would've done that," said Natasha, giving Maria a nudge, "So?  Care to explain?"

"It's not a poo with a few knives sticking out of it right Hill?" asked Coulson with a small smirk.

"Come on, guys," said Maria as she sighed, "And for you Coulson, that was a porcupine, not poop.  I drew that very well didn't I?  I thought that was obvious that it was a porcupine."         (PS: for those that forgot or don't know, in Agents of SHEILD season 1 episode 1, Agent Hill drew a porcupine on a mission report, and is mistaken as a poop with a few knives sticking out of it by Coulson)

"So you do admit that you've indeed doodled something to answer questions for a report!" said Clint loudly all of a sudden, making Yelena jump, and earned a glare from her.

"Yes," said Maria with an eyeroll.

"So next time I do a report, I'll just draw the whole fight scene out like a comic strip!  Cool," said Clint.

"Seriously though, after my fake death, I never got my Captain America vintage card collection back, Fury never gave them back to me," said Coulson with a sigh.

"Here," said May as she handed them all back to Coulson, "All signed."

"How did you?  When did you-"

"I gave them to Natasha, she helped me out," said May as she gave a look of gratitude towards her, who in return gave a respective nod.

"Thank you so much Mel," said Coulson, who gave a hug towards May, and May, looking a bit surprised at first, didn't know how to react to it, but slowly wrapped her arms around his body.

"This is so cute," muttered Daisy to Bobbi, who has her phone on recording while Bobbi is taking a burst a photos, "I told you, they'll hug."

"When do you think they are going to kiss?" asked Simmons in an undertone.

"At this rate, I bet you twenty dollars that they'll kiss a few chapters later, depending when the author is going to write that out," muttered Daisy.

"I think they'll kiss in the second chapter she writes," muttered Elena, joining the conversation.

"I think it's gonna be the fifth chapter," murmured Natasha, "Mind if I place my bet?"

"The more the merrier," said Daisy with a grin, "Also, I'm going on to the fifth chapter."

"I'll go with whatever chapter Simmons decide," said Fitz, taking out twenty dollars from his pocket.

"We'll go with the next one, maybe?" said Jemma quietly.

"I'm going with Bob," said Hunter, taking a sip of beer.

"I'll go along with Yoyo," said Mack in an undertone.

"Bet on!" said Daisy.
(A/N: I may not say it out loud to them but I'm not deaf... I definitely heard their whisper conversation...  Get ready for a philinda kiss a few chapters later I guess?)

"That's rude!" said Kate as she glanced at Yelena who merely shrugged.

"I agree with Kate," said Clint.

"What?  It's not that insulting," said Yelena in a softer voice, only letting Natasha hear it, earning her a slap on the arm from her.

"I'll choose you when you're in season 1, aka young, cute and innocent Skye, not the you in season 4 in your emo phase."

"Emo phase?" asked Daisy.

"Yeah.  Black hair, fish nets, black eyeshadow.  Totally in your emo phase."

"Okay I guess," said Daisy awkwardly with a small grin.

"What are you doing, jumping out of the balcony?" asked Carol, very concerned.

"That guy asked me if I have the courage to pull the trigger cuz I've got a gun and is pointing it to him, and after a few moments of dead silence, I replied 'nope' and ran towards the balcony and jumped off of it and into the pool I go," said Daisy, grinning.

"That's cool," said Peter.

"What about the one saying 'Hey.  What up?'" asked Natasha.

"Okay about that one, I have to say that I was kind of mad at you Coulson, and agent Grant Ward, you two literally stood outside my van, and I just said a 'Hey.  What up?' and agent Ward here puts a bag over my head and kidnapped onto the BUS!" said Daisy, pouting.

"You two kidnapped her?" asked Natasha, hiding a grin on her face.

"Well Daisy isn't exactly cooperative," said Coulson, "So we have no choice but to put a bag over her head and take her away."

"What's the one saying 'I'm good at stuff too!'?" asked Yelena.

"Oh that one.  We got into an argument, by 'we', I meant Fitzsimmons, me and Ward, and originally Fitz was the one arguing with Jemma and Ward, but eventually Coulson intervened, and said that Fitz is a rocket scientist, Jemma have two PHDs that he can't pronounce, for Ward, he told him that he is a specialist, and you left out me as one of the world's greatest hackers, that's why I said 'I'm good at stuff too!" said Daisy.

"Wow," said Yelena, "How can you guys not kill yourselves?"

"Till this day, we're still asking ourselves that question," said Jemma.

"I feel sorry for the woman she punched," said Darcy, "That must've hurt."

"That was a skrull," said Carol.

"Your outfit is so green, and now you're wearing 90s style clothing," commented Kate, "Where did you get that wardrobe change?"

"I stole some clothes from a clothing store," said Carol with a shrug.

"You shoplifted?" said Maria, surprised.

"Well as Kate said, I can't exactly walk around in this suit," said Carol, "Besides, none of you know about us anyway, I have to blend in, or I'll stick out like a sore thumb."

"A nice try for a woman who is from another planet for six years and lost all her memories in an plane crash," muttered Darcy.

"I'm not a child!" said Peter, Shuri, Groot and Quill in unison.
(A/N: Yeah I totally forgot about the two of them I'm soorrrryyyy)

"Yes you four are.  And Groot, please don't swear."

"I am Groot!"  (translation: I am not a child you bitch!)

"Wow Groot, language!" said Quill.

"Yes you are spiderling," said Carol, ruffling Peter's hair a bit.

"You once lost a battle to a glass door?" asked Scott, who looks a bit confused.  I mean, define, 'losing a battle to a glass door'.  It's not like the glass door will suddenly come to life and kill you.

"He was once pushing a cart of laboratory materials, and because he didn't have the level, he can't get inside the door in time, making him trying to push the door open, and by the time he managed to do so, all of us, including Daisy, who wasn't a SHEILD agent back then, got in already," said Simmons, while Fitz buried his face inside his Simmons's neck, while Hunter remembers it for future teasing of his friend.

"They better be ashamed."

"What do you mean by that?" asked Hope.

"How about I let the people who experienced it talk about it?  Fitz, Jemma, Coulson, Daisy, Bobbi, the rest of you want to do the honors?"

"Well see, Jemma went missing for six months," said Fitz.

"Or, in Jemma's words, 4722 hours," continued Daisy.

"It means that I've been there for 4722 hours, till I was rescued by Fitz," said Jemma.

"Where have you been?" asked Carol.

"I got absorbed by the monolith, a kree thing, and I got stuck on a planet for 4722 hours, which is about six months on earth, until Fitz came and rescued me," said Jemma.

"Wow, that's tough," said Scott.

"That monolith thing, that thing is kree?" asked Carol.

"Yep.  I have some kree blood in my veins, so does Coulson," said Daisy.

"What?!" said Scott and Hope together.

"Back up to the part where you said about the kree.  What exactly are they?" asked Tony.

"Blue skinned aliens who are in war with skrulls, which are shapeshifters, and when they shapeshift, they can gain all of your recent memories and your DNA, so DNA tests won't work.   You're gonna have to get personal to know if your friend is a skrull of not," said Fury.

"How do you know so much?" asked Natasha.

"I told him that," said Carol proudly.

"So you two really do know each other," said Clint.

"I remember you quite well Carol.  You literally broke the billboard with your powers, and a skrull shapeshifted into me," said Coulson.

"THAT'S SO COOL AC!" gushed Daisy as she fangirled.

"That and also, the tesseract was swallowed by Goose."

"DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THEM!" said Fury.

"Oh I will."

"What is it Fury?  What or who, is Goose?" asked Natasha.

"Oh, it's just a-" said Carol.

"It's nothing!" replied Fury.

"Wait, that thing, Goose, ate the tesseract?" asked Steve, very surprised.

"Yep, if he haven't vomited it back out onto Fury's desk, it would still be in his stomach."

"Lmao what?" asked Peter and Shuri together, erupting into fits of laughter.

"Yep."

"Wait no seriously, that's real?" asked Shuri.

"I'm not lying."

"Guys, off topic," said Bobbi.

"Sorry about that, what happened next?" asked Hope.

"Well, we went to an old English castle and found a portal there, and the monolith in it, we have Daisy opening the portal to make it stable, and Fitz went in and found Jemma, and brought her back.  That and you know, a tremendous amount of help," said Bobbi.

"Okay, but still I have no idea why you lot aren't dead yet," said Yelena, now eating mac and cheese.

"Now this one is just funny."

"You broke into my apartment?  Again?" asked Kate, looking shocked as if she saw a ghost.

"You know, your apartment is very easy to sneak into.  It's got a large window, making it easy for me to sneak in and out, you always have food, your mac and cheese is so tasty, also the cereal and the fruit, it gives me a balanced diet.  Oh, and by the way, I clean up after eating at your apartment so thank me, your apartment is always very messy.  I have helped you buy some cutlery, you only have one fork, still!  I even helped you fold some of your clothes on the couch!"

"Damn sis, never knew you're so good at household chores," said Natasha with a smirk.

"You were the one who helped me fold all of the clothes in my apartment?" asked Kate, again, shocked.

"YES!  WHO ELSE WOULD DO THAT?" Yelena said, half yelling.

"You bought me cutlery?" asked Kate.

"Yes.  You and your weird logic," said Yelena as she huffed.

"You have one fork?" asked Yelena again.

"I'm one person," said Kate.

"That's so weird," muttered Yelena.

"Okay guys, it's time to say goodbye to Clint, Kate and Yelena from 2017 and before Hawkeye, I'm gonna bring them after the Hawkeye show, so that they'll know what happened next when I show y'all the next clip."

"I'll see you again sister," said Yelena, and a beam of light covered both Clint, her and kate, and they're gone.

"Hang on now!  Clint, Kate and Yelena are arriving!"

A large beam of light appeared in the middle of the theater, and Kate, Clint and Yelena appeared, while Kate looking very shocked to find herself in a room full of avengers, Clint being very surprised to see a certain redhead assassin, and Yelena crying because of seeing Natasha.

"Наташа, это точно ты?" asked Yelena, nearing the edge of breaking down.
(translation: Natasha, is that really you?)

"Да, это я, сестричка," replied Natasha, walking forward and giving her sister a big hug, while Yelena cried.
(translation: Yes, it's me sister.)

"Is it really you Nat?" asked Clint.

"Yeah Clint, it's me," said Natasha as she gave a hug to Clint.

Everyone became touchy and a few are shedding tears because of this reunion.

"Hey, is anyone cutting onions here?  It's getting tearful in here," said Tony wiped a few tears from his eyes.

"No it's not, it's just because this reunion is very emotional," said Hope, wiping away a few tears.

"A very happy reunion, but we have to move on a to a clip from Clint's show, Hawkeye!"

"Oh finally, it's my turn," said Clint.

"Uh yeah, I won't be so sure.   The clip I'm going to show you, is an excerpt from your show yes, but this clip won't be focusing on you, it's going to be focusing on Kate and Yelena."

"Okay, still cool," said Clint.

"Maybe I'll show a clip of you later Clint."

"Nice," said Kate.

"That's all for today, see you all next time!"

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(I lost track of it lol)

Thena, you have to get some survival skills someday, they can keep you alive.

So, that's another chapter down, and the next one is gonna be on Hawkeye, stay tuned for the next update!  Tbh, school is getting stressful, so I might just update at random time periods lol, don't mind me please.  

I might also do the Captain Marvel scene of Goose swallowing the tesseract?  I want to play with Fury for a bit, so I might do it.  I have a lot of scenes that I want to do for Captain Marvel.

I know some of you would like me to write a reaction on Spiderman, so I might have planned to write the civil war airport fight scene, so it should be ready after a few more chapters I guess?  I'm not so sure either lol.

dvckerstcr 's book 'mending hearts' is very good, go check it out!  It is post endgame.

Go drink some water, read some books, do whatever makes you happy.

See you guys later!

Yours,
Ruby 💎