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"Alright guys, time for the next clip! This clip is going to be focused on Carol and Fury."

"What is it about?" asked Kate.

"It's about your talk in the bar before going to Pegasus."

"That's interesting," commented Carol.

"And this clip also involves quite a bit of Fury's own personal background."

"Wait, we're gonna learn a bit of Mr. Pirate's background?" asked Tony.

"More like bits and pieces but yeah sure, parts of his background."

"Can I record this?" asked Tony, whipping out his phone.

"Sure, knock yourself out, but I'll record this and send it to you all anyways."

"Wait, so we don't have to record it ourselves? You can record it for us?" asked Clint.

"Yep."

"That's cool," said Peter.

"Clip starts now!"

The clip starts with Carol walking into the bar, reliving some of her memories from her previous life, including singing karaoke with Maria Rambeau, her best friend.

"That's you!" said Peter, while Carol gave the young boy a smile.

She walked to the photo rack of the bar, where a lot of photos are pinned up, but one caught her eye. A photo of a plane.

"What is that?" asked Shuri.

"That's a plane in Pegasus, a government facility I think."

Bartender: What can I get ya?

Carol, pointing at the photo: Where was this photograph taken?

Bartender: An airport.

Carol: Where's Pegasus?

"Seriously, you should've asked for a drink," said Daisy, now sipping on her own boba tea.

"I don't know much about this planet at the time, I don't know who to trust. If I asked for a drink, I won't know if it is poisoned. If it is, I'll be in a bit of trouble. It's always good to be on guard," replied Carol.

"Yeah, you know how I met there people and got stuck in this whole SHIELD mess? It all started when I was kidnapped by Agent Grant Ward, who put a bag over my head and got on a plane. It's crazy thinking how this all started," said Daisy.

Fury, emerging from behind the bar: That's classified. Not unlike the file I started on you.

The bartender left Carol and Fury alone.

"YOU HAVE TWO EYES!" yelled Clint in surprise.

"AREN'T YOU A PIRATE?" asked Tony, yelling as well.

Natasha and Maria both have bulged eyes, while Coulson simply sat there, not freaked out at all. Even May is a bit surprised, while Bruce just sat there, jaw dropping.

"I still don't know what caused one of his eyes to be gone," said Coulson, having a small amused smile on his face, with Fury giving him a look of betrayal.

"Hey Ruby, will we be seeing about how Mr. one eyed pirate here only got one eye?" asked Scott, making others laugh.

"Sure can. I can show you a while later, that was hilarious. You'll meet a friend of Fury and Carol's later, oh, and it's not a person."

Fury's inner thoughts: Wait, if she means that 'friend' is Goose, than- Motherfuc-

"I can hear what you are thinking Mr. Fury, and yes, it is that 'friend'."

"Is it Goose?" asked Carol, making others curious, who is that Goose?

"Yep."

"This is gonna be fun," muttered Carol, with Darcy stealing the popcorn on her lap.

"Who is that Goose fella?" asked Pietro.

"You'll see later."

Fury: But I see you've changed it up a bit since then. Grunge is a good look for you.

"It is," agreed Shuri.

Carol: Did you have a rough day, Agent Fury?

Fury, walking towards Carol: It was cool, you know? Had a space invasion, a big car chase. Got to watch an alien autopsy, typical nine-to-five.

"I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm," said Yelena.

"Never knew you know sarcasm Nick," said Carol.

"For the last time, it is Fury, Carol," said Fury, heaving a sigh.

"Come on Nick, don't be that glum," said Carol, giving a small smile.

"I'm sorry, did no one catch on the point of alien autopsy?" asked Kate in disbelief.

"We did, we just didn't dwell on it too much," said Yelena.

Carol: So you saw one?

Fury: I was never one to believe in aliens, but I can't unsee that.

"You saw an alien?" asked Peter.

"Kid, almost half the people in this room have seen aliens, I'm pretty sure we are cool with it."

Carol: This is gonna get a little awkward, but I gotta ask.

Fury, pointing at himself: You think I'm one of those green things.

"Green things?" asked Peter.

"Skrulls have green skin," replied Carol.

Carol: Can't be too careful.

Fury, walking towards Carol: You are looking a 100% red-blooded Earth man.

Carol: I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.

Fury: We talking about cheek swab or urine sample?

Carol, shaking her head: No, the DNA would match.

"Wow," muttered Darcy.

Fury: Want my AOL password?

"What's AOL?" asked Kate.

"Uh... according to the internet, it should be an American web portal and online service provider based in New York City."

"Thanks," replied Kate.

Carol: Skrulls can only simulate recent memories of their host bodies.

Fury, scoffing: Oh, oh. You wanna get personal.

The scene cuts to Fury and Carol sitting together at a table.

"I think this is time we use our brains for remembering stuff on Fury," said Maria, a small smirk on her face.

"Yeah, time to use our brains right readers?" said Pietro, giving a wink to you readers.

Yes, he broke the fourth wall.

Carol: Where were you born?

Fury: Huntsville, Alabama, but technically, I don't remember which part.

"You don't remember?" asked Clint.

"Yeah, so what Barton?"

"Just asking Nick," muttered Clint.

Carol: Name of your first pet?

"YOU HAVE A PET?" yelled Tony, very surprised.

Fury simply ignored the billionaire, who pouted.

Fury: Mr. Snoofers.

Carol: Mr. Snoofers?

"Mr. Snoofers?" asked Natasha, trying her very best to hide her smile, but failing to do so.

Clint and Tony aren't even bothering to try and conceal their laughter, while Maria clamped a hand at her mouth to stop laughing, Carol grinning a little.

"Really Mr. Fury? Mr. Snoofers?" asked Daisy between fits of laughter.

"Hey kid, you'll fit right in with us," said Tony, pointing at Daisy, who's jaw dropped so big that Jemma have to close it for her.

"You- You mean that I- I- I can be an avenger?" asked Daisy, very shocked.

"Since pointbreak and Bruce left Earth we're a bit shorthanded," said Tony.

"Uh really? New ones are all here, Wanda, Sam, Rhodey, Vision and Peter."

"Offense taken Stark," said Sam.

"Yeah well, someone who knows her way around computers and hacking," said Tony.

"I'll have you know that I was a hacker of the Rising Tide before joining SHIELD," said Daisy, remembering her days back in her van.

"Wait. The Rising Tide?" asked Hope.

"You know what that is?" asked Scott.

"The Rising Tide is a group of hackers that specialize in hacking governments, hacking whatever intel they have and releasing it to the public," said Hope.

"Even SHIELD can't decrypt my equipment," said Daisy with a smirk.

"I'm impressed kid," said Tony, "Welcome to the circus. You're an avenger now."

Fury: That's what I said. Do I pass?

Carol: Not yet. First job?

Fury: Soldier, Straight out of high school. Left the ranks a full bird colonel.

Carol: Then?

Fury: Spy.

Carol: Where?

Fury: It was the Cold War. We were everywhere. Uh, Belfast, Bucharest, Belgrade, Budapest. I like the B's, I can make them rhyme.

"FURY WANTS B'S TO RYHYME. NEVER OCCURED TO ME A DAY THAT YOU'LL LIKE RHYMES PIRATE," yelled Tony.

"You like rhymes Nick?" asked Natasha cheekily, with a grin on her face.

Fury simply ignored both of them.

Carol: Now?

Fury: Been riding a desk for the past six years, trying to figure out where our future enemies are coming from. Never occurred to me they would be coming from above.

"Are you interrogating him?" asked Peter.

"Not really, maybe a little," replied Carol.

Carol: Name a detail so bizarre a Skrull could never fabricate it.

Fury, scoffing: If toast is cut diagonally, I can't eat it.

"Really?" asked Clint.

"Never knew that," commented Coulson.

Maria and Natasha both scoffed, that is a bit weird.

"Till this day I have no idea if that is true or not," said Carol, glancing at Fury, who simply ignored all of them.

It showed Carol with an amused face.

Fury: You didn't need that, did you?

Carol: No, no I didn't. But I enjoyed it.

"You tricked Fury," said Maria with an amused voice.

"I take it that Mr. one eyed pirate here isn't that easy to trick," commented Kate.

"Do you mean the man on the screen when you say one eyed pirate?" asked Natasha.

"Uh yeah, he has an eyepatch, just like a pirate," replied Kate.

"Alright kid, you're an avenger now," said Tony.

Kate fainted in excitement.

"Is she gonna be okay?" asked Yelena, concerned for her friend.

"Yeah, I think so."

Fury crossed his arms at the mention of him being a one eyed pirate.

Loki simply gave a small smile when Fury was called a one eyed pirate.

Fury: Okay. Your turn. Prove you're not a Skrull.

Carol simply raised her hand, and fired a photon blast from her hand, destroying the television. Fury looked at the destroyed television in a stoic and surprised expression. Carol has an amused look on her face.

"Wow," said Peter, looking at the destroyed television on the screen.

"What else can you do?" asked Shuri.

"Oh trust me, she can do more than just blast tv sets," said Fury, speaking up for the first time in a while.

Fury: And how is that supposed to prove to me that you're not a Skrull?

Carol: That's a photon blast.

Fury: And?

Carol: A Skrull can't do that.

"Pretty sure that those Skrulls, whatever they are, can't duplicate that," said Yelena, getting agreement from the whole room.

It showed Fury with a look on his face.

Carol: So, a full bird colonel turned spy turned SHIELD agent must have pretty high security clearance. Where's Pegasus?

Fury sighs.

"Why are you sighing?" asked Peter.

Fury ignored him.

Clip ends.

"So, how is this one?"

"It's cool," said Yelena.

"What else can you do?" asked Sam.

"You'll see," said Carol with a small smile.

"Yeah, I've already written a part for what is going to happen in Pegasus, and boy was that a long one. Haven't written reactions yet tho, I gotta work on it."

"What else are we going to react to?" asked Kate.

*sounds of flipping paper*
"Uh let's see, there is the Pegasus scene, the elevator scene in Hawkeye with Kate and Yelena in it, the "I just feel you" scene in Infinity War with Wanda and Vision, maybe something on eternals, we'll see, maybe "the big three" as well, and I want to write a scene in wandavision, and why is my Chinese HW here?" Go away."
*sound of my hw landing in a trash can*

"Sounds like we've got stuff to watch," said Daisy, leaning back in her seat.

"That's all for today! See you all next time!"

And cut!

Random incorrect quote #?

Describing Melinda 'the Cavalry' May would probably be a very bad description on her

Ruby: So, the update schedule should probably be-

Wade: Ooh, you're talking about the update schedule, now that is something that I'm gonna listen.

Ruby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screaming intensifies* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WADE

Wade: I'm everywhere

Ruby: I suppose I can't kick you out now can I *sighs*

Wade: If you kick me out I'll just come back, easy peasy fucking squeasy

Ruby: AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED *gives a glare to Wade's direction* the update schedule should be-

*sounds of chewing on chips*

Ruby: WaDe

Wade: Sorry, you are too boring, chips, want some?

Ruby: Later. So, the update schedule should be once every two to three weeks, depending on my workload cuz school resumes for me at early May.

Wade: Chips?

Ruby: Sure. Go drink some water, eat a cookie, do whatever makes you happy. Stay healthy and positive everyone!

I might add Shang Chi and Katy in a few chapters later, what do you guys think? Want to see these two here?

Ruby 💎 out!!!