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I'm number 2 in VIRGIL X ROMAN

Like Nani?? This book is just a bunch of memes disguised as a serious fanfic lol.

Romans POV-

At first I was nervous about letting Remus pretend to be me for the play, but I think he'll do great! He's been so upstanding and he knows all his lines! I'm really proud of him.

Virgil's POV-

I have just broken up with my boyfriend and now it's time for the play of the year. Basically, I'm nervous as fuck. Managing Roman has been way too stressful. Roman brought a bunch of props that have nothing to do with the godamn play. He's acting like Remus or some shit.

Patton and Logan are in the audience. I hope Patton won't be too scared by this play.

Logan's POV-

That play was an absolute disaster. Me and Patton had to leave halfway through once they started abusing a goldfish. Roman was acting bonkers. I think we should put him in therapy.

Patton's POV-
Logan kept covering my ears and eyes the whole play. When I finally got to start watching he made us leave! I don't really mind cause he took me out for ice cream after, and it felt kind of like a date, But how am I gonna tell Roman and Virgie we ditched there play?
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The next day,
-Roman texted Remus-

Why am 'I' on the front page of the
newspaper?
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:54 AM

Because I did such a good job
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It says 'HIGHSCHOOLER ABUSES GOLDFISH ON STAGE, THREE INJURED FOUR DEAD' as the headline
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:54 AM

Newspapers always exaggerate RoRo
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There weren't three injured, only two
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SAME FUCKIN SHIT
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:54 AM

Wait did someone actually die
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:55 AM

Technically, no.
They were revived so there fine now
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Remus this is a disaster! My ratings will flop.
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:55 AM

Technically they are MY ratings since we traded identities
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Stop being smart
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:55 AM

OUR SCHOOLS CREDIBILITY WILL BE RUINED
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:55 AM

The play actually did cash money
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We fucked it up and the people enjoyed it
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The reviews are shining
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I. Don't. believe.you.
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:56 AM

Here I send link to review page
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https.pornhub. stepbrother fucks stepsister milf harem anime girls hot 18+ 🥵🥵
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REMUS WHAT THE FUCK
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:56 AM

Oopsy daisy
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I meant www.reviews. high-school-plays.net
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I can never unsee what I just watched Remus.
Sent from what are you doing step bro?
🥵🥵😩 at 10:56 AM

Eh ur horny 24:7 anyways
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Roman took a look at the reviews. There was NO WAY THEY COULD BE GOOD, right?

'Wait wait wait'

'What the fuck, was that in the script? I don't remember that being in the script.'

'FOUR AND A HALF STARS? How the fuck did people die?! '

'Okay wait wait wait there was Girl in this play?? Since when?? We banned women from  acting ever since three years ago when  the incident occurred! '

'Okay everyone knows rainbows aren't real- but that asides who tf brought there pet to school?!'

'This play takes place in communist Russia'

"A FIVE STAR RATING?!"
I screamed.

"YOU GOTTA FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"

Remus screeched back.

I huffed and kept looking

'Another five star rating??'

'Wait what about a chicken?! Was it bring your pet to school day or something?"

Jesus Christ Remus.

Okay putting aside the fact this was a five star rating, what happened to those parrots? At this point I'm too scared to ask.

"DID YOU STUFF A GOLDFISH IN A CONDOM REMUS?"

"ILL NEVER TELL"

he yelled back.

Okay this is unforgivable. He broke character?! He was supposed to be playing cum guzzler 3000! I'm fuming.

Yeah, I think I will random person off the internet.

I got up and went to go lecture Remus.