jimin
i think i'm gonna cry

jimin
lemme drown in my tears

jimin
i can finally die in peace

jungkook
jesus are you okay

jimin
TAEHYUNGS FINALLY AGREED TO GOING OUT WITH ME

jungkook
uhhh? i thought y'all were already doing that

jimin
nope i told u we wasn't

jungkook
*weren't

jimin
u shut up

jimin
but like TAEHYUNG STILL LIKES ME????

jungkook
i think we ALL knew he still does

jungkook
besides if you didn't believe you had a chance, why did you try in the first place?

jimin
i knew i could change his mind but i just didn't think it'd be this fAST

jungkook
i'm truly happy for you and i hope it works out this time

jungkook
don't get all too conceited though. remember what happened the last time

jungkook
oh and uhhh

jungkook
don't worry too much about yoongles

jungkook
i'll take care of my man

jimin
your man?

jimin
did he finally come out of the darn closet?

jungkook
well no.

jungkook
i just call him that behind his back shhh

jimin
uh ok

jimin
BUT YEAH JEONGGUK YOU ARE DEFINITELY INVITED TO OUR WEDDING

jimin
WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS BETTER? KIM JIMIN OR PARK TAEHYUNG???

jimin
OMG SHOULD WE LIKE WEAR BLACK INSTEAD AND MAKE THE WHOLE WEDDING EMO

jimin
HES INTO THAT AND I HONESTLY DONT MIND SO

jungkook
jesus could u just calm down for a sec

jungkook
y'all goin out on a date not getting fucking married

jungkook
the most you can do is suck his dick but like that's about it

jimin
oh my god

jimin
how did i forget about that

jungkook
are u ok

jungkook
is this the hoe ass park jimin everyone knows

jungkook
HOW CAN YOU OF ALL PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT THE SEX

jimin
I DONT KNOW

jimin
IM MORE ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL SHIT NOW IG

jungkook
#ripjiminhoe

jimin
when did you even learn all of this? and whereeee

jimin
you used to be the cute smol bean of the group who knew absolutely nothing

jungkook
i WaSNt aLWAyS

jungkook
you were the cutie so shut up

jimin
i was never

jimin
i was entitled #jiminhoe

jungkook
i am: done

jungkook
lEAVE

jungkook
go ahead and be all sappy with tae and please dont give any more details im gonna throw tf up

jimin
awww it's okay kookie

jimin
you'll get a chance with yoongi one day

jungkook
die

fin