jimin
sorry about earlier

taehyung
???

jimin
the whole yoongi incident

taehyung
it's fine

jimin
i'm genuinely sorry

taehyung
jimin, you didn't do shit. it's not like you called them to go there

jimin
you trust me?

taehyung
to a certain degree, probably

jimin
awnwnwnwn

jimin
babyyyy

jimin
i knew you'd come around

taehyung
fuck

taehyung
go back

jimin
my lovely taehyungieeeeee

taehyung
PUT AN END TO THIS HORRENDOUS MISTAKE

jimin
can i come over again tomorrow to pet mimi?

taehyung
so you're only coming over to pet my dog?

jimin
mimi was just an excuse ;)

jimin
although she is a pretty cute chowchow...

taehyung
ah how pathetic my life is...having a dog as my rival and all

jimin
what

taehyung
what

jimin
did u just-

taehyung
oh shit abort

taehyung
i rEPEAT, A BOR T MOTHERCUCKER

jimin
i'm-

taehyung
*FUCKER