Me: *Pops out of a grave breathing Heavily* IM ALIVE!

Ice Finn: *sCREECHES And Yeets Maxy At Doggo*

Maxy: oH N- * Smashes into wall*

Me: *Dodges it* NOT THIS TIME BEAN! nOW WHO THE HECK PUT ME IN A COFFIN?!

Literally Everyone: It was Bipper's Idea-

Bipper: Me? Oh I'd Never!

Wirt: To be fair, You Slept straight for a month, so

Bipper: Is Tree Goblin Defending Me? Wow! Well there really is a first for everything! So When Are We Going to Go On A Date-?

Wirt: *Slaps Bipper* This Is Why We Can't Be friends...

Me: *Internally screeching* sHIPS ASIDE BITCHES WE GOTTA DO STUFF!

Finn: What's A Bitc-

Me: *Erases Finns Memory* THE BEAN MUST STAY PURE! Anyway, Talking About Pure, MAXY THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

Pure Max: YAY! ^w^

Me: OKIE! So, Do you miss camp camp? Or Is It Better Not To Deal With David!

Max: Oh How I Miss Camp! Nothing's ever been the same since daniel left, but if I go back there I just bet I can show them the way again (I swear I'm not a dead meme)! And Maybe We'll drink some koolaid-

Me: If Any of you give that burnt chicken nugget some koolaid mix I swear to god-

Bipper: Well There go my Saturday Plans-

Beast Wirt: *Somehow got the dares don't ask questions* Ooo! This one sounds pleasing. A Knife-

Chara: KNIFE!! KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE-!!

Me: ...

Button-eyed Coraline: And you ask why you're not aloud to go into the kitchen.

Beast wirt: Ahem, As I was Saying, A knife competition. Winner gets to kill four of us.

Me: Well Shite. MAMA'S NOT GONNA DIE TONIGHT!

Chara: YOU'RE ON MUTT!

Diamond Steven (or should I say normal steven since what happened in one of the last episodes which I'm still not flipping over): Finally! Something I'll beat you peasants at-

Button-eyed Coraline: Now, I know we're basically the equivalence of Vicious animals, but we need some sort of guideline-

Dark Ash: LETS JUST GET TO THROWING FUCKING KNIVES!!-

B-E Coraline: WE NEED SOME GUIDELINES-

Everyone: :I

B-E Coraline: Now, I'll make it simple. 30 Targets, One winner, Which is the one with the most targ-

Chara: STFU AND LETS GET TO THE KNIVES

•Results•
Chara Won With 32/30, after she hit all the targets she hit bipper twice, and she decided to count that aswell

Bipper: Was That Really Necessary?!

Chara: 100%

Me: Now You Get 4 People To- *Starts disappearing* i dON'T WANT TO GO MR STARK-!!

Bipper: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! HA- *Tries to fly away but just flops on his face bc he's a human bean then disappears*

Diamond Steven: *Starts Disappearing* HOW DARE YOU PEASA-

Beast Wirt: *starts disappearing aswell* HEY! CHILD BRING ME BACK THIS INSTANT! DON'T YOU DARE- *is goneth*

Chara: Ahh, Peace and quite-

Me: *everyone comes back* bACK FROM HELL AGAIN!!

Ice Finn: *sCREECHES AND THROWS MAXY AGAIN (though it hits 5ft away from me)*

Maxy: YAY! FUN- *splat*

Me: Ice finn, Darling, child, Stop Using Maxy as A Weapon. Crazy Demonic Children are Friends not Food.

Dark Ash: Who Tf Said They Were Food?

Wirt: Lets just move on, did anyone had to deal with an emotional ice finn?

Chara: YES! Everytime someone calls doggo he-

Ice finn: D-d-doggo?? *bursts out into tears* dOoOoooOog!!! ;-; *cough*he's doing this because of jake just if someone doesn't understand *cough*

Chara: FUUUU-

Beast Wirt: GET THE COOKIES!!!

Dark Ash: JUST CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAAAAAME!!!

Me: TO WHAT?!? IM AN UNCREATIVE BEAN!

Evil Morty: AAAAAA-

-Technical Difficulties-

Me: And We're Back ^w^

Dark Ash: JUST CHANGE YOUR DAMN NAME TO POTATO OR SOMETHING!

Me: I ALREADY SAID NO! Now, THE NEXT ASK IS FROM , THEY ASK WHAT DOES BIPPER DO WHEN HE'S BORED! Well Luckily I have a videotape just for the occasion ^w^

Bipper: HOW DID YOU GET THAT! GIVE ME IT OR FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND SUNS-

Me: Too Late! *plays Tape with shows Bipper sneakily eating A bag or doritos*

Beast Wirt: Cannibal.

Bipper: i sWEAR I WILL DESTROY YOU!! *Everything turns red and The ground starts to fall apart*

Dark Ash: fUCK FUCK FUCK! ITS HAPPENING!!

Button eyed Coraline: EVERYONE GET WITH YOUR PARTNER AND GO TO THE SAFE SPOT!!

Beast Wirt: lol

Me: ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS GODDARN WEEK!!!

- o o f -

Me: aND WE'RE BACK FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!

*a triggered bipper is tied up with duct tape in the background screeching*

Dark Ash: JUST SAY THE NEXT ASK BEFORE HE GETS FREE!

Me: sCREECH! OKAY! Beast boy, Icy Bean and *oh shit* Demonic dorito, who would'th thou date?

Bipper: MmMMMMmmMmmmmMmMMMMFPH-

Beast wirt: big mood 👌

Diamond Steven: Why'd you show him the internet?

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Elsa- I mean Ice Finn: um, I-I'd say b-bill or wirt :3

Beast Wirt: Mood 👌👌👌👌👌

Diamond Steven: i sWEAR I WILL SHATTER YOU!

Bipper: MMmphf! (I agree)

*cough* if you couldn't tell I'm terrible at shippy moments *cough*

Me: oOF *is ded*

Maxy: *pokes it with a stick* I Think She Died.

Beast Wirt: this is so sad, Alexa Play Despacito-

Diamond Steven: MOTHERFU- (not in my christian minecraft server 😤 )! *chases him*

Beast wirt: hE FINNA WOKE- (is that still a thing? Probably not)

Me: *is reserected definitely not by satanic rituals* sUP CHILDREN IM BACK FROM FANGIRL HEAVEN SO WHAT'S NEXT SO I CAN POST THIS WHILE IM STILL GOING STRONG?

Author me: *poofs into universe* gOOD EVENING Y'ALL!!

Dark Ash: WHY ARE THERE TWO!!

Ice Finn: AAAAAAAAH!!

Me: whuddup me

Author Me: oH hI mArK,

Diamond steven: Jesus, this is worse than before.

Author me: IMMA JUST DO THIS THING AND I'LL BE GONE! So this ask is for yours truly, And it's "what introduced me to BEF", and well, I've seen art all around in a bunch of different places amd I've always loved the concept, and one day I saw an ask or dare about BEF (actually it was by SmolFanGurl40) in my recommended and then I've gotten emersed in it and I really like all the art and headcanons and etc ^w^

Beast Wirt: *picks author me up* bE GONE THOT *yeets author me to the real life dimension* Now For The Last dare. Bipper tell everyone one about ghost dipper.

Bipper: well- *runs to kansas but with the power of maltesers doggo teleports him back* SCREECH-

Ghost Dipper:Yes! We Might Actually Get Our Bodies Back!

Ghost Max: FUCK N' FINALLY!

Diamond Steven: Tell us or perish.

Bipper: uuUUUUGH! Fiiine. So As You All Know, I Once had this puppet show-

Me: bULLSHI- I Mean BULLSOCK! TELL WHAT HAPPENED OR SO HELP ME I WILL EAT YOU LIKE A FLIPPIN' DORITO!

Bipper: OKAY! OKAY! HE'S THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THIS BODY! THERE! NOW LETS FINISH THIS!! REMEMBER TO LEAVE ASK OR DARES IN THE COMMENTS BELLOW! And REMEMBER, REREALITY'S AN ILLUSION-

Wirt Beast: Wait, Are there more-

Bipper: THEUNIVERSEISAHOLLOGRAM! BUYGOLD-

Everyone: WAIT-

Me/Bipper: BYE!

a/n: Sorry the ending seemed rushed, I wanted to get this out like now, I'll add the tags for the asks and dares Tomorrow bc im tired as heck

Also All Here are all the ask or darers!
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SmolFanGurl40 -Does Finn Get Emotional?
crazyNEETgirl - Would Maxy want to go back to Camp Camp?
CastielLover1314 -Bipper has to tell everyone about Ghost Dipper
crazyNEETgirl - Who'd Bill, Wirt or Finn Date?
crazyNEETgirl - How'd I get into BEF?
OofShittyCommentator - What Does Bill Do When He's Bored?
Claudia876069 - Knife competition!