Some/A bit: Not very many of the object/thing.
Many: A good amount of the object/thing.
Crap ton: A lot of the object/thing.
Shit ton: A huge amount of the object/thing.
Fuckload: A massive amount of the object/thing.
Bitch please this isn't even possible: many, many. Many many many. Much many. Not real. Like there's no way.

And this is how I so scientifically measure things