Me: Hey, so I'm looking for this particular fic-

Wattpad: Oh, so you want one-shots and headcanons?

Me: No, not at the moment. No the fic I want-

Wattpad: Oh, so you want something with sexual content that's overly exaggerated, filled with degradation and horrible dirty talk and- you know what, how about we add some a/b/o verse to this?

Me: No! That is not what I want! Here, I remember what the fic was about. It was set in *said tv show/movie/book* but I can't remember the title or author-

Wattpad: Oh, so you want roleplay books!

Me, on my last nerve: NO-! You know what, I'll find another fic. What do have that's-

Wattpad: Here's are selection ranging from "The Bad Boy Stole My Bra" volumes 1 through 4. Our werewolf fics if you're in the mood to read someone not only being dominated but somehow change from being considered unworthy to suddenly hogging four or five alphas out of no where, without context. If that doesn't suit your face, how about you read our selection that were made into Wattpad studios movies like After 1 and 2, and The Kissing Booth-

Me, already knowing the answer: Got anything with diversity?

Wattpad:.....*dial tone*

Me: That's it, I'm going to ao3!

Tell me I'm wrong! No shade towards anyone, but Wattpad's search engine gives everything other than what I want. (Wattpad Corp, or whatever, don't come for me!)