Taehyung: Mean :3

Jungkook: That's my second name.

Taehyung: Make love with Kim Taehyung is your second name, my dear

Jungkook: That's too long

Taehyung: Like my dick

Jungkook: In your imagination lol

Taehyung: JUNGKOOK!

Jungkook: Alright chill..

Taehyung: Wanna netflix and chill maybe?

Seen 02:19am

Jungkook: Maybe yes maybe no

Taehyung: Just say yes already

Jungkook: Yes you're annoying :)

Taehyung: But hot

Jungkook: You think?

Taehyung: Yesss :D

Jungkook: In your imagination~

Taehyung: Looks like someone likes the song huh

Jungkook: Is it bad?

Taehyung: Of course not baby boy. I can suggest you some songs if you want to :D

Jungkook: okay..

Taehyung: You should check Witt Lowry's my mistake and Move on

Jungkook: My mistake is that I am still chatting with you

Taehyung: It's because you want me honey

Jungkook: You're chatting with the wrong person. I am not honey

Taehyung: Ha ha funny.

Jungkook: I wasn't being funny

Taehyung: I have a joke

Jungkook: wow okay that was so sudden

Taehyung: What did the sheet tell when it fell down?

Jungkook: what?

Taehyung: Oh sheet hahaha

Jungkook: ...

Jungkook: I have a friend who does dad jokes. Maybe want to talk to him?

Taehyung: Of course

Seen 02:43am

Taehyung: not

Taehyung: I am a loyal hoe for you ;)

Taehyung: *hope

Jungkook: Where does the hope- nvm

Taehyung: Bang bang bang

Jungkook: Tryna kill me? Ha I knew you were dangerous.

Taehyung: In bed ;)

Taehyung: But I'm gonna bang you so hard that you won't be able to walk for days ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jungkook: Fuck you -_-

Taehyung: Yeah fck me

Jungkook: I am so done with you

Taehyung: No you aren't :D

Jungkook: Anyways..

Taehyung: Why are you still awake Kookie? Go to bed

Taehyung: And wait for me

Jungkook: crazy hoe

Seen 02:54am

Jungkook: oops I meant hope

Taehyung: ._.

Jungkook: Night hoe.

Taehyung: JUNGKOOK STOP CALLING ME THAT

Jungkook: lmao okay xD

Taehyung: Good