ERICAA : okay I'm kicking the cat out!

Geeky Girl: WUT NEVRRRRRR

McNoSkill: well..whenever the cat comes we appear in books

Geeky Girl: You have no proof!

McNoSkill: *calls cat* Come here you evil little kitten

Cat: *jumps in Skills arm* meow

Joseph ||: *comes in limping* HEY GET AWAY FROM MY BABY *tries to run but trips over carpet*

Cat: *scratches up McNoSkill and runs*

McNoSkill: *is holding arm* SON OF A BITCH! HEY COME BACK HERE!!

Zeus: *walks over Joseph ||: the cat came?

Geeky Girl: *nods*

Phoenix: *comes from kitchen eating Nutella and looks at Erica* hey didn't I kill you off?

ERICAA: *eye twitches* YOUR THE ONE WHO KILLED ME?!

Phoenix: well it wasn't me. It was more of my fing-

ERICAA: *lunges at Phoenix*

Phoenix: *Steps aside still eating Nutella*

Phoenix: *scolds Erica* watch it! This Nutella cost more than you.

Geeky Girl: *hits Phoenix and Takes Nutella* Mine

(Everyone takes 5 meters away from Geeky and Phoenix)

Phoenix: *takes out knife* FOR FIRREEEE

[Not_Your_Normal_Emo_ knows what I'm talking about XD. FOR FIREEE]

Geeky Girl: *eyes widen* I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE

Geeky Girl: *uses Zeus as a shield* KILL HIM! HE HAS NO LIFE

Phoenix: *blank stare*

McNoSkill: uh guys

Phoenix: *turns to Skill* what happened

Geeky Girl: *jumps on Phoenix's back* FOR NAARRRRINNNAAAAA

Phoenix: holy shit

(Phoenix and Geeky Falls into portal)

Zeus: wonder how long it was going to tske.

_-Link-_ : *pops out of nowhere* Take***

McNoSkill: *jumps in portal*

(Portal sucks everyone up)

[Geeky is still on Phoenix's back]

Geeky Girl: GO HORSEY GO

Phoenix: get off of ME

(Phoenix bumps into boy)

ERICAA: just noticed we're in a hospital

Phoenix: Hey watch it! Are you blind or something?

Boy: *tears up* YES I AM BLIND. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT I'M USELESS.

Phoenix: *makes 'O' face* Hey don't worry buddy. We can be blind together!
*throws arm around boys shoulder*

Boy: *stares in Phoenix's way* are you blind?

Phoenix: *shrugs* I wear glasses

Boy: *frowns* *takes her arm off of him* Okay then...

Boy: *walks off*

Joseph ||: (looks up at me) HEY WHY AM I NOT SAYING SOMETHING IN THIS CHAPTER

(Oi, talk to Phoenix. She's basically me in the book)

Joseph ||: *throws a pen at my eye*

(OW WTF. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!)

Joseph ||: *shakes hips* hi I'm the Author and I'm going to kill you all!

McNoSkill: babe chill for a second

(Growls at Joseph holding eye. *is typing his Death*)

*200 cats come from a closet and lunges at Joseph*

(Everyone is watching)

Cats: *starts bitting Jospeh*

(A lighting bolt strikes Joseph avoiding the cats)

Geeky Girl: *punches Zeus*

Zeus: *winces* wtf was that for

Geeky Girl: Stop throwing lighting bolts!!

(Deletes the last part of his Death)
(Puts in new one)

[Fangirls come at Joseph with Axs and Spears]

Fangirl 1: FOR WATTPPADDDDD

(Fangirls stabs Joseph and ties him to a stick in the middle of a fire)

Joseph ||: I'M SORRYYYY

(It's too late :3)

Fangirl 2: Any last words

Jospeh ||: *nods and looks at McNoSkill* Baby I have 1,000,000 dollars under our bed. And 10 Billion in our bank

McNoSkill: *sobs* I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE MEEEE

Jospeh ||: *sobs more than McNoSkill* I LOVE YOU TOO

Phoenix: *violently sips tea*

Geeky Girl: *starts crying* NO YOUR ANOTHER BROTHER I NEVER HAD

Jospeh ||: IT'S OKAY. Kidding it's not XD

(Rolls eyes and sets him on fire)

(Geeky and Skills are crying)

[Starts giggling watching Jospeh burning]

Zeus: uh guys, we kinda have a story to do. Oh but maybe it's not so fucking important

Phoenix: *nods* true, *stops fire* cmon guys.

(Scene turns back the way it was)

Woman in hospital gown: *is staring at us* but but... *points at Phoenix* DEMON!!!!!! YOU WICKED DEMON GET OUT. GETT OUUUTT

Phoenix: *turns from Woman and puts red contacts in and faces her again) I like Devils Daughter better *winks*

(Woman runs down hallway screaming)

Phoenix: *takes contacts out* hehe XD

McNoSkill: 😂😂

Geeky Girl: Hey I think I found the main characters *points to door that's cracked*

(Everyone huddles by the door)

Voice 1: Okay?

Voice 2: Okay.

Geeky Girl: *sneezes and falls into room*

Geeky Girl: Oh heyy guys

McNoSkill: *is facepalming over and over again*

Boy: *looks at Geeky* who are you

Geeky Girl: *winks* the girl of your dreams

Zeus: *yanks Geeky out of room*

(Portal opens)

Zeus: *pushes Geeky in Portal*

McNoSkill: HEY DON'T PUS-

Zeus: *throws Skills in portal*

Zeus: *walks in portal.

Wow 753 word
Now it's 757 tho
That's a long one shot😂

I'm sorry for your lost McNoSkill