Cone of Shame

Lies soon catch up

With one,

And friends

Will be gone.

But oh,

Poor wiener!

Insults will get meaner.

For none would ever

Lay in fire

neither paw nor hand

That that dog's built

How's it meant.

Proud dachshund will admit

That one detail

In story does not fit.

Even them can tell lies.

The cone of shame

On those

Who claim otherwise.