Limmerick-ish

There once was a maiden named Mable

Employed in Queen Isabelle's stable

The requirement of course

Was to tend every horse

For which she was eminently able

Mable's performance was idle and lazy

Her comportment drove the Queen crazy

So without further ado

She commanded anew

Duties, not mistaken as hazy

Much to Mable's misfortune

She was driven to go into action

With a bucket and mop

She cleaned up the slop

Now the horses all had better traction

Now the Queen was pleased with the work

And awarded Mable a perk

She could dine at her table

With her escort Clark Gable

Whom she immediately proceeded to twerk

Well that action brought the wrath of the Queen

And Mable was nevermore seen

In language verbose

Queen declared Mable gross

Her story a fable, now labelled, obscene