Rhymes Rewrote

There was a dog who had no bone

so he ordered one delivered on his smartphone.

Hey diddle, diddle, can a cat play a fiddle?

Not very well, I'm thinking.

Old MacDonald had a brown cow

till one day she turned purple somehow.

so if you hope to see one,

just visit old MacDonald's farm.

Row, row, row that boat

gently down the stream with many a stroke,

but I'll take it merrily,

cause the current carries me downstream.