Vincent van Gogh

Ferdinand the frog

Thought he was related to a bird in a bush

He shared this with Shirley the Stork

How strange, she said

I think I'm related to the Grand Old Duke of York

Gerry the Gerbil, didn't want to miss out

I can do better than that, he said

I'm related to a hundred-dollar bill

Barry the Bison, laughed and replied

They probably think I'm related to Mike Tyson

A voice echoed from the grave, now listen ear

Vincent van Gogh yelled, what a phoney he stole the idea from me.

The only difference being, they locked me up and threw away the key

And lest you forget, you should always say it with flowers