"Fight me"

"AAHHHH, NOT AGAIN"

"THIS GAME'S PHYSICS ARE WORSE THAN THOSE IN SUPER MARIO LAND"

"I FELL AGAIN" *throws gameboy to ground*

"piCKLE RICK"

"Damn nazis, trying to ruin a perfectly nice symbol"

"Touch my gold foil Midna card and your blood will be splattered on my carpet."