"Oh not the fun house again, Thomas."

"Please uncle Emrick. Please!"

"But you've seen it all before. They are nothing but dummies dressed up as- as ghosts and- things."

"Please, uncle Emrick. I promise this is the last time."

"Very well. Two tickets please."

"No standing or touching the displays now," cautioned the vendor.

Emrick rolled his eyes. "In you get, Thomas."

"Eww, it's dark!"

"Hmm."

"Look, glowing eyes, uncle Emrick."

"Hmm."

"Ewww! It's a giant bat, uncle Emrick!"

"Mhmm."

"Ewwwww! It's a lady bat, uncle Emrick!"

"Uh- indeed it is, Thomas. A rather attractive one as well."

"She's getting in the car!"

"Well move over a little, Thomas."

"Uncle Emrick! Help! She's taking me away! Oww, she bit me, uncle Emrick!"

"You? You she bit? Well I'll be damned."