Don't know if I told y'all yet but:

Party:

Me:*reading wattpad and phones at 3%*

Sister:Angie can you go get me balloons

Me:*gets up and gets her balloons*

~Time skip~

ME:*gets to a part and Phone dies*NOOO WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO TOMMY HES LIFE FOURCED WAS JUST SUCKED OUT

Sister:Calm down!

~more time later~

ME:me phones dead

Sis:I'm gonna choke you

ME:NOO

Sis:*chokes me*

Me:BURN THE WITCH

Sis:SHUT UP