❛ I DRIVE A JEEP, SO
YEAH THATS MY
SUPER POWER. ❜

EDWARD
DYLAN
KOWALSKI !

( seventeen -
senior - male )

❛ I FEEL LIKE I WANT
TO MURDER SOMEONE
... BUT I ALSO WANT A
SOFT PRETZEL ? ❜

sexuality;
heterosexual

role;
  lifes to short to
even care at call

faceclaim;
if matthew daddario &
stiles stilinski had a baby

nickname;
- everyone
calls him by
his last name

personality;
yeah , he has one of those.
no matter how much he
looks like he doesnt. he's
quiet and doesnt talk to alot
of people and easily prefers
food or a good book over
social interaction. and its
confusing because he doesnt
fit into an exact category. on
sports teams, but not a jock.
focuses on his grades more
than his interests, but not a
nerd. and doesnt have many
friends, but isnt a loner. so
what do even call someone
like that anyway? oh, yeah.
an antisocial virgin. he has
a quick wit, a heart of gold
and an unknown innocence
to him that just really needs
to be destroyed.

❝ YOU KNOW THAT GIRL
JUST CALLED YOU A TOTAL DADDY RIGHT ? ❞

❛ I MEAN, HOW IS THAT
POSSIBLE. THE ONLY THING
I EVER REPRODUCED WAS
MY FAMILIES ANXIETY ? ❜

why he's in drearwoods;
his family moved here,
even among his protests
to live in alaska.

vines;

bonus; kowalski and
his hopes & dreams

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Did I get his name
from Madagascar or
Fantastic Beasts? The
world may never know...
vanguardisms