Questions

1. Who plays Flappy Bird obsessively? Who threatens to delete the app from the other's phone?

2. Who tells the other they would do anything for them? Which one never says it, but means it just as fiercely?

3. Which one listens to more obscure music?

4. Which one probably ate the last cookie?

5. Which one is more likely to give the other relationship advice?

6. Which one always remembers birthdays and anniversaries, and reminds the other?

7. Who is addicted to reality tv?

8. Who is more likely to cackle evilly?

9. Which one has literally threatened to force the other person to sleep?

10. Which one is more protective?

11. Who makes them friendship bracelets?

12. Which one is more extroverted? Which is more introverted?

13. Who wins when they play video games? Who insists that they're going to beat them eventually?

14. Which one is better at cheering the other up?

15. Which one will literally fall asleep on the other?

16. Who is more likely to send the other a cat video at 3 AM and wake them up?

17. Who unapologetically steals food from the other's pantry/fridge?

18. Which one worries about the other more?

19. Who uses the term "Best Friends" first when referring to them?

20. Which one gives the other piggyback rides?

21. What is their secret handshake?

22. Which one threatens the other's boyfriend/girlfriend?

23. Which one makes the embarrassing speech at the other's wedding?

24. Which one would tackle the other?

25. Would they insult eachother casually?

26. What would be the reaction if one of them poured ice cold water on the other?

27. Which tells rather over embellished highschool stories to the other's kids?

28. Would one of them call the other at 4 o'clock in the morning to ask about the meaning of life?

29. What do they think of the other's siblings? (If they have any.)

30.What would they do if one day they showed up accidentally wearing the exact same outfit?

Stupidity

Friendship/BROTP Questions

which friend eats 3-year-expired nacho cheese at 2 am for $2.50
which friend offered the $2.50

which friend brings stuff to bake whenever they go over to other people's houses

which friend keeps extra clothes for friends who might need to change

which friend (who doesn't menstruate) keeps hygiene products and midol for those who do

which friend is always leaving stuff behind at everyone's houses

which friend randomly shows up and drags their other friends on zany adventures

which friend hosts all the meet ups

which friend can almost never make it to meet ups and are snapchatted the events from the meetup so they dont feel left out

who goes all out on every holiday or birthday and insists even if no one else can afford it

which friend immediately befriends any and all animals/petswhich friend has special food needs and always feels bad about asking but needs to otherwise they might not eat

which friend always remembers this and tries to remind the other whenever possible

which friend makes up friend group names or slogans or nicknameswhich friend drives the van

which friend has everyone's birthday and zodiac memorized and always sends little cute bday messages

which friend depends on the others to get from place to place and to remember dates and events

which friend is always available for advice and tips and tricks

which friend is always available for video games and bad movies and forgetting your problems for a while

which friend feels like an add-on or the last to be thought of but is actually very near and dear to the hearts of everyone in the group

Prompts

1. "I don't think you understand how much this means to me."

2. "You are the best friend I've ever had, and I don't want to lose that."

3. "Newsflash, I'm still really fucking gay."

4. "I...I hate you."

5. "That was the worst pun I have ever heard, you idiot."

6. "You're such a nerd."

7. "Oh, God, why do I know you?"

8. "This! This is why we are best friends!"

9. "I WILL FIGHT THEM FOR YOU!"

10. "Who do I need to kill?"

11. "Holy shit why do you have a cat in your backpack?"

12. "Can I borrow a piece of paper?" "No, I don't want it back." "Shut the fuck up you knew what I meant."

13. "Do you need me to come take care of you?"

14. "I told you so."

15. "Don't you dare say I told you so."

16. *just a facepalm*

17. "You look like crap." "Thanks."

18. "Call me back."

19. "It's been ten minutes and you haven't texted me back, are you still alive?"

20. "Movie night?"

21. "Get your butt over here."

22. "Look at this picture."

23. "I...I think I'm gonna cry."

24. "This is without a doubt the nicest thing you've ever done for me...Am I about to die?"

25. "Did you kill someone? Hold on, I'll be right over to help you hide the body."

26. "Stop smirking or I will stab you."

27. "How are you doing? And don't lie."

28. "You really love them, don't you?"

29. "I'm making popcorn."

30. "I have invented a new game–No, it's nothing like the last game. That one was just a bad idea."

31. "I bought you a teddy bear."

32. "Aw, does someone need a hug–holy shit, okay, you do need a hug."

33. "You're gonna be fine, nerd."

34. "Nothing could possibly have prepared me for this moment."

35. "You're my new best friend."

36. "You're basically home to me."

37. "I'm bringing you soup and a blanket and I'm gonna stay as long as you need me."

38. "I fucking love you."

39. "Don't push it."

40. "Road trip. You, me, the world."

41. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

42. "Do you remember that day?"

43. "You need to play this video game."

44. "You're going down."

45. "Dude. Chill."

46. "If all else fails, we should just get married."

47. "That was surprisingly deep."

48. "There's a new guy/girl at school/work and I think I'm in love."

49. "I drew you a picture."

50. "Oh, my God, you're wonderful."

51. "You're acting really upset. Are you okay?"

52. "I need you right now."

53. "Okay, but hear me out–laser tag only the floors are trampolines."

54. "You're one to talk."

55. "YOU LITTLE SHIT."

56. "That was a bad idea."

57. "Oh, no, no, no, please stop crying."

58. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please don't hate me, but...I dropped your phone and the screen cracked."

59. "Did you seriously just take seventy selfies on my phone? I HANDED IT TO YOU TWENTY SECONDS AGO THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE!"

60. "Please tell me that wasn't permanent marker."

61. "Go on the roller coaster with me?"

62. "I didn't mean to!"

63. "They don't deserve you."

64. "Listen–and I'm telling you this as a friend–you need to change clothes."

65. "Oh, honey..."

66. "If I'm going down, I'm dragging you with me."

67. "Eh, we're both going to hell anyway."

68. "I'm disowning you."

69. "What would you do without me?" "Have an actual social life." "That's fair."

70. "Cross my heart."

71. "That's really gay."

72. "Your music taste is atrocious, but I still love you."

73. "I failed another test. I'm going to die."

74. "Time isn't real."

75. "With that kind of logic, you'd make a great lawyer."

76. "You look fine as hell."

77. "Have I ever told you that I love you?" "Yeah, but you can tell me again." "Nah."

78. "What could possibly have possessed you to make you think I'd be okay with that?"

79. "You know you love me."

80. "Okay, but seriously. Your loss."

81. "I'm going to eat the whole thing." "Do NOT eat the whole thing!" "...I ate the whole thing."

82. "I can't believe you'd go behind my back like this!"

83. "You look sad. Let's go get ice cream."

84. "I need a hug. A several hour long hug." "I'll be right over."

85. "If you get hurt, I will kill them."

86. "Everything hurts. I'm dying." "Don't be so dramatic."

87. "I don't like it when you cry, it makes me feel so helpless."

88. "You should stay the night."

89. "I expected more from you!"

90. "....WHAT?"

91. "I know it's been a while since we've seen each other, but..."

92. "I'm sorry, okay?"

93. "I can't lose you like this."

94. "Take a deep breath. It's gonna be fine."

95. "Dance with me, you nerd."

96. "What did I do to deserve you?"

97. "You are actually the worst person I have ever met."

98. "That was magical. Thank you."

99. "Hello!"

100. "Goodbye, my friend."