I literally have no inspiration right now so I'm just writing down a lot of crap. yayyyyyyyy. I suck at writing.

Tobias and I travel by Thomas the train to ask for help in our current situation. I mean if we don't live who will make Fourtris babies. Srsly. So anyways once we reach the crappy factionless i stab

Tobias's mother and it doesn't end well. It's a good thing Tobias loves me more than his mother and can't live without me (that's why he gave me a donut).

By the end when we went back to Dauntless headquarters Thomas the train tried flirting with me so Tobias mustered all the gas he could and killed him the same way Thomas came into this city, with pure flatulence.

We get married have Fourtris babies because the Teletubbies only trave one mile per decade. We still prepare for the day of sucked souls though. We live happily ever after. The End. jk

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Refugees from the Bureau straggle in some with souls sucked others not and I spot Catpiss carrying a very soulless David towards me. He doesn't even wear pink anymore. Part of me wants to rejoice but the other knows David will never be the same.*sheds a single tear* Slaybitch, Peter, Catpiss, Edward, Cedric, MInho, and many others from the Beyonce Worshiping Circle still have intact souls. There is no Satanic Worshiping Circle any more because Beyonce literally the fill in for God told us to. So we had to change our ways.

It's starting to get awkward because Bella can't tell the difference between Cedric and Edward. So she just starts making out with both of them at the same time until she crushes Edward with her amazing sparkly fairy bitch powers. That is really how Cedric died...Wait.

I introduce the survivors to my son Tenzin who weirdly looks exactly like that Tenzin guy from The Legend of Korra. BTW's that ending is really gay. Anyways we decided to name him Tenzin because Four plus Six obviously equals five and we like the word zin. It's like zit but with an N.

When Catpiss comes towards me with David I introduce them to Tenzin. I twerk with all of my might to see if David will react. He doesn't even react. I forcefully make him wear his old 'On Wednesdays We We Wear Pink' crop top so I can slap him for being a basic bitch. He doesn't even care...

I pray to Beyonce to bring his soul back to him and get into my inflatable mattress with Tobias and dream of all the good things Beyonce can do. She is Beyonce after all.

O my God. This is honestly trash. I'm sorry I haven't updated sooner I wish on vacation with trashy wifi. And i am sorry that I am paying you to read this garbage. And I'm sorry for how short my chapters have been. I've honestly written most of this on my phone so I thought it was a good enough length. Bye, children.