VER, JESS

ALFIE
y'all it's been three
days and matt hasn't talked
to me at all

like not even a "k"

not. at. all.

VER
dude chill

he's literally a famous actor

JESS
^

ALFIE
okay but

what if he's cheating
on me

VER
stop being a self conscious
loser alf

JESS
he has a life dude

ALFIE
don't call me dude you
hetero

JESS
god how do i put up
with you?

ALFIE
back to the cheating theory

VER
as i said before, stop being
a loser he's b u s y