BAE
hey sorry about
the group chat
they can be a little
intense sometimes

ALFIE
oml i love them
idk why kat is so
obsessed w me

i feel like regina george

BAE
mean girls?? really?
also she thinks i
like you for some reason
no offense just,,,
im straight

ALFIE
one: don't judge me it
was a cinematic
masterpiece

two: dude it's okay
lmao i didn't expect
anything from this i
literally just got shitfaced
and decided to
text my celeb crush
don't feel pressured
or anything

although i do like
that you actually
continued talking to
me so thx for
validating my
existence

BAE
you're a cool guy,
alfie!!

thanks for being
understanding ik
kat can twist the
truth a bit

ALFIE
a lot

BAE
yeah that's for
sure