Classmates:
The Couffaine Pamphlet

Chloe/Sabrina/Felix:
Have you read this?

Alya/Chloe/Sabrina:
Marinette Dupain-Cheng had a torrid affair
And she wrote it down right there

Sabrine:
Highlights!

Marinette/Chloe:
"The charge against me
Is a connection with one
Kagami Couffaine!

Kagami:
Kagami Couffaine!

Marinette/Chloe:
For purposes of
Improper speculation
My real crime is an
Amorous connection with her husband

Alya:
My real crime is an
Amorous connection with her husband

Marinette/Chloe:
For a considerable time
With her knowing consent

Sabrina/Alya/Chloe:
Damn!

Marinette/Chloe/Sabrina:
"I had frequent meetings with him
Most of them at my own house."

Alta:
At her own house!

Sabrina:
At her own house!

Sabrina (deep voice):
Damn!

Marinette/Chloe:
"Mr. Agreste with our children being absent
On a visit to his father."

Sabrina/Alya:
No...

Classmates:
Boooo!

Sabrina/Alya:
Have you read this?

Chloe:
Well, she's never gon' to be Ladybug now

Sabrina/Alya:
Never gon' be Ladybug now

Chloe:
Well, she's never gon' be Ladybug now

Sabrina/Alya:
Never gon' be Ladybug now

Chloe:
She's never gon' be Ladybug now

Sabrina/Alya:
Never gon' be Ladybug now

Chloe:
That's one less thing to worry about

Chloe/Sabrina/Alya:
That's one less thing to worry about!

Felix:
I came as soon as I heard

Chloe:
What?!

Marinette:
Felix

Classmates:
All the way from France?!
Damn

Marinette:
Felix, thank God
Someone who understands what I'm
Struggling here to do

Felix:
I'm not here for you

Classmates:
Oooooh!

Felix:
I know my brother like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
I love my brother more than anything in this life
I will choose his happiness over mine every time
Put what we had aside
I'm standing at his side
You could never be satisfied
God, I hope you're satisfied

Chloe/Sabrina/Alya:
Well, she's never gon' be Ladybug now

Well, she's never gon' be Ladybug now

Well, she's never gon' be Ladybug now

That's one less thing to worry about.

Classmates:
Well she's never gon'
be Ladybug now

Chloe/Sabrina/Marinette:
Hey!
At least she was
honest to her cause!

Classmates:
Well she's never gon'
be Ladybug now

Well she's never gon'
be Ladybug now

Chloe/Sabrina/Marinette:
Hey!
At least she was honest
to her cause!

Classmates:
That's one less thing
to worry about.

Everyone:
That's one less thing to worry about!
The Couffaine Pamphlet

Chloe/Sabrina/Alya:
Have you read this?
You ever see somebody ruin their own life?

Classmates:
Her Poor Husband