André:
Hear ye, hear ye! My name is André the Ice Cream vendor, and I present
"Free scoops on the proceedings of the heart!"
Heed not the suitors who deceive and leave
They have not your interest at heart

Tortue: Oh my Gods. Tear this dude apart

André:
Sites and hook ups are not a solution
Don't let them lead you astray
This day in age does not speak for me

Alya: Let him be

André:
They're playing a dangerous game
I pray that Cupid shows you his mercy
For shame, for shame!

Marinette: Yo!

André:
Heed not the suitors who
Marinette:
He'd have you all unravel at the color of the scoops
André:
Scoops—

Marinette:
But the inspiration

André:
Revolution—

Marinette:
Is comin'

André:
She has not your interests

Marinette:
The have-nots are gonna win this

André:
At heart—

Marinette:
It's hard to listen to you with a straight face

André:
Sites and—

Marinette:
Sites and hook ups

André:
Hook ups are not—

Marinette:
Already rule us

André:
A solution—

Marinette:
Honestly, you shouldn't even talk—

André:
Don't let them lead you astray—

Marinette:
And what about Adrien?
Look at the cost and all that He has lost
And you talk about Ice Cream?

André:
This day in age does not speak for me

Marinette:
My cat speaks more eloquently than thee

André:
You're playing a dangerous game

Marinette:
But strangely, your dessert is lame!

André:
I pray Cupid shows you his mercy

Marinette: Is he in Paris?

André: For shame—

Marinette: For the Inspiration!

André: For shame!

Classmates: For the Inspiration!

André: Heed—

Marinette:
If you repeat yourself again I'm gonna

André & Marinette:
Scream—

Marinette:
Honestly, look at me, please don't scoop!

André: Not your interest—

Marinette and (Kwamis):
Don't modulate the key then not debate with me (laughter)
Why should a small Ice Cream vendor across the park
Regulate the price of the heart?

Alya: Marinette, please!

Marinette:
Césaire, I'd rather be divisive than indecisive
Drop the niceties

Classmates:
Silence! A message from Papillion!
A message from the Papillion!

Classmates & (Kwamis) :
A message from Papillion!