*Chap này có sự xuất hiện của Loki

Somehow, Loki comes to see Thor, and the similarities of savage, sassy energy between Levi, Loki, and Sasuke is the joyful theme (bộ ba kiêu kỳ mỏ hỗn kkk)

Title: The Sass Trifecta

The tranquil (well, relatively tranquil) atmosphere of Shiganshina was once again disrupted by the arrival of a swirling portal. Out stepped Loki, the God of Mischief, his signature smirk firmly in place and his green cape billowing dramatically behind him. He surveyed the scene with a raised eyebrow, his sharp gaze landing on Thor, who was mid-laugh with Wei Wuxian and Thor's new best sparring buddy, Luo Binghe.

"Brother," Loki drawled, his tone dripping with sarcasm. "I see you've found yourself a new band of misfits. How quaint."

Thor's booming laugh echoed across the field. "Loki! You've come to join the fun! Look, we've got warriors, cultivators, and even Titans to fight!"

Loki sighed dramatically, brushing imaginary dust off his sleeve. "Yes, because nothing screams 'fun' like giant, mindless monsters."

The Sass Trifecta Forms

It didn't take long for Loki to notice Levi and Sasuke, both of whom were standing off to the side, observing the chaos with their usual unimpressed expressions. Loki's smirk widened as he approached them, sensing kindred spirits in their shared disdain for nonsense.

"Well, well," Loki said, his voice smooth as silk. "It seems I'm not the only one here with a penchant for sharp wit and sharper glares."

Levi glanced at him, unimpressed. "Who's the clown?"

Sasuke, arms crossed, added dryly, "Another loudmouth. Great."

Loki's grin only grew. "Oh, I like you two. Such delightful cynicism. Tell me, do you also find yourselves surrounded by fools on a daily basis?"

Levi sipped his tea. "Every day."

Sasuke nodded faintly. "It's exhausting."

The Others Take Notice

Wei Wuxian, ever the instigator, couldn't resist pointing out the trio's dynamic. "Lan Zhan, look! It's like they're forming a club. The League of Broody Sass Masters!"

Lan Wangji gave Wei Wuxian a long-suffering look but said nothing.

Thor, meanwhile, clapped Loki on the back, nearly knocking him over. "Brother, you've found your people! Captain Levi and the ninja—what's his name? Sasuke! You three could conquer the world with your combined sarcasm."

Loki adjusted his cape, glaring at Thor. "Don't be ridiculous. I don't conquer with sarcasm. I conquer with style."

Levi muttered, "You're not doing a great job of it."

Sasuke smirked faintly. "Agreed."

A Battle of Wits

The trio's banter quickly became the highlight of the evening. Loki, ever the showman, tried to outdo Levi and Sasuke with his sharp tongue, but the two were more than capable of holding their own.

Loki: "Tell me, Captain Levi, do you ever smile? Or is brooding your full-time occupation?"

Levi: "I smile when people stop talking."

Sasuke: "Good luck with that here."

Loki: "And you, Sasuke—do you always look like you're plotting someone's demise, or is that just your resting face?"

Sasuke: "Depends. Are you volunteering?"

Levi smirked faintly. "I might let him."

The Group Reacts

The rest of the group couldn't get enough of the trio's dynamic. Wei Wuxian was practically in tears from laughing, while Thor beamed with pride at Loki's newfound "friends."

Hua Cheng, watching from the sidelines, smirked. "They're like three sides of the same coin."

Xie Lian chuckled softly. "It's rare to see such... unique camaraderie."

Shen Qingqiu muttered to Shang Qinghua, "This is either the best or worst thing that's ever happened."

Shang Qinghua nodded. "I'm leaning toward best. This is comedy gold."

A New Alliance

Despite their constant banter, the trio found themselves oddly aligned when it came to dealing with the chaos around them. Whether it was shutting down Wei Wuxian's antics, rolling their eyes at Thor's enthusiasm, or outsmarting Hanji's endless questions, Levi, Loki, and Sasuke became an unstoppable force of sass and strategy.

As the night wore on, Loki raised a glass (of what, no one was quite sure) and declared, "To the League of Broody Sass Masters. May we forever remain unimpressed."

Levi clinked his teacup against Loki's glass. "Cheers to that."

Sasuke, ever the minimalist, simply nodded.