You: ok I solved it

You: so may is nichael and now just an entity I've dubbed doppel

You: so doppel fell in a lake while hurt and nichaels grace crept into his blood and gave him his memories which is messing with his already loose shapeshifting stuff, and it can do this because grace is weird infinite blood that never goes bad and just kind of wants to be inside people and keep them alive but nichael was too dead to live anyway doppel falls in and grace from nichaels dead body gets all up in him and so he thinks of me!! and they all kinda know him because the grace half remembers nichael and thinks doppel is nichael? or? trying to make him nichae? and doppel IS nichael kinda because hes a shape shifter

Chrissie: What the fuck

You: ANYWAY if I take the grace out of him doppel should be better! well, hopefully, maybe he'll just not like me anymore. could possibly backfire on that front

Chrissie: Um yeah, or you could be completely wrong and end up stabbing him for no reason

You: I stabbed the angels for the #drama of it all

You: I could probably do it safely with a blade

You: oh wait

[Michael Lexington added Kell Campbell to the chat]

You: yo I left my blade on earth can I get clearance to borrow one from the whereever-you-put-all-the-knives

You: I need it

Chrissie: Kell's in the room with me rn, we're in a meeting

You: Like all of you? Shouldn't you be working

Chrissie: I *AM* working, you're the one bothering me. Don't stab anyone! Don't do that!!

[Michael Lexington added Michael Withers to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Stacy Baruth to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Kelsey Ashe to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Glenn Illuzi to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Lane Brock to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Noel Flory to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Logan Doyle to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Moll Manly to the chat]

[Michael Lexington added Blair Oleski to the chat]

You: hey guys

Moll: Fuck off.

[Moll Manly has left the chat]

Kelsey: I am busy.

Glenn: Heyy!!

Blair: ?

Michael: What is this?

[Michael Lexington changed Michael Wither's nickname to 'Micky']

Micky: -_-

Lane: Michael, you do realize I am no longer an active part of the government anymore? I am sorry if this wasn't clear! Piers Martyn is the new chief of police. Do you want me to add him to this chat? Hello everyone else and warm wishes xx

Glenn: No Lane I think he's just having a laugh.

Lane: Oh well then. I thought this might have been business related. You're welcome to add me to these internet chat if you'd like, but I would much rather have lunch in person. Glenn, when are you next free? Retirement is nice but doesn't suit me!

Chrissie: That's nice, lane.

Micky: that's nice lane

You: that's nice lane

Glenn: that's nice lane

Lane: ? Alright then. Glenn, I think I am going to call you. Are you busy right now? I suppose it is the middle of the workday, but with Kell running the show I bet he's breaking all the rules! Why, Christina said she was working Sunday! Whatever makes the sky run on time, I always say xx

Glenn: U can call me

Micky: why do you bother to cap just u?? dude wtf

Stacy: why was I invited to this. Please do not do this.

[Stacy Baruth has left the chat]

[Lane Brock is now offline]

[Glenn Illuzi is now offline]

You: kk guys can someone please give me a knife ( a GOOD knife )

Chrissie: NO MICHAEL!!!!!! No knifing!

Micky: What kind of knife

You: good knife

You: I need an angel blade so I can fix a mystery

Micky: Is that a new euphemism for murder or sex lol

You: there is nothing lol about problem solving micky

Noel: Hello. I don't know who has access to where we put the angel's swords, but you probably can't get clearance to it. Sorry but it's too dangerous -Noel

Kelsey: *Angels' swords

Kelsey: Is this about the double? If it is, you are welcome to put it out of its misery, but I would encourage use of a gun over anything else. And do it in Heaven, please, so we don't have to worry about the body coming back and being a nuisance.

Kelsey: Kell is writing this, because Kell is (I am) a responsible person who does not bring his phone with him to meetings, and also perfectly capable of noticing when his employees suddenly look down during the daily briefing and start typing things on their devices. Also, Christina's laptop's screen is clearly reflected on the window.

Kelsey: Kelsey is writing this and would like to note none of us are Kell's employees

Chrissie: We kinda are :/

Kelsey: Kell: Christina, you literally are Kell's employee (or employee of the board, if you will, rather than just me)

Micky: NO WE'RE NOT WE ARE A BOARD OF EQUAL POWER

Kelsey: That is true for some of us. Micky, as a military branch member who was part of the Few for only five years, do you really believe you ever had equal power compared to, say, Stacy? Or myself?

Noel: Micky, You don't even work for the government anymore. Well, not directly, at least.

Micky: I'm a legacy member of The F.E.W. like you are (are YOU on the board??)

Noel: Yes. I am sitting in the room Right Now with Kell, Kelsey, Christina, Stacy, Blair, Moll, Logan- also the non-few members who are in management now. We run the city. You, last I checked, went into soul sales?

Noel: I believe that technically makes you a direct employee of Kelsey, and in turn, the rest of the board too.

[Michael Lexington changed Michael Wither's nickname to 'Fucking pwned']

Fucking pwned: -_- k

Kelsey: Kell: We need to return to work. Michael, never do this again.

You: The doppel's go at being you was so much more 'friendlier' to me than you are being now

You: ;) ;) ;)

Kelsey: Kell: What the fuck. Please do not

[Kelsey Ashe added Gabriel Lexington to the chat]

Gabriel: Hey

Kelsey: Tell Michael to stop.

Gabriel: Michael, you need to fucking stop

Kelsey: Thank you.

Gabriel: No problem

[Kelsey Ashe removed Gabriel Lexington from the chat]

You: I DID NOT SLEEP WITH HIM BUT HIM (YOU!!!) DID WASTE MY BEST WINE SO FUCK YOU

Kelsey: Kell: Listen to your brother.

[Kelsey Ashe is now offline]

You: can someone please get me a sword

(Fucking pwned whispered: pssst. I can get you one. costs 40, 30 if you call me 'michael' for a month)

(You whispered: I don't even talk to you in third person like, ever. But I will pay 50 if I can guarantee not calling you Michael for a month)

(Fucking pwned whispered: 60)

(You whispered: deal)

Chrissie: NO swords NO stabbing Michael please THINK for once

Chrissie: You don't know if this will work, and honestly, your theory is really weird and I'm not sure how fact based it is. How about I come by after I get out of work?

Chrissie: Kell: Christina will not be getting out of work anytime soon if she continues to chat instead of do her job.

[Fucking pwned changed Fucking pwned's nickname to 'Jack Bauer']

[Fucking pwned changed Michael Lexington's nickname to 'Illiterate knife man']

[Fucking pwned changed Kell Campbell's nickname to 'Hard ass']

Jack Bauer: Ha!

Jack Bauer: Finally figured out how to do that

[Illiterate knife man changed Christina McKean's nickname to 'Great ass']

Great ass: if we're REALLY doing this

[Great ass changed Illiterate Knife man's nickname to 'passable ass']

[Great ass changed Jack Bauer's nickname to 'bad ass']

[Great ass changed Hard ass's nickname to 'Best ass']

Great ass: (¬‿¬)

Noel: Kell: Christina, I am going to fire you.

Great ass:

Noel: Kell:

Great ass:

[Great ass is now offline]

You: well, thanks guyz

[Passable ass closed the chat]