"Hey, Y/N?"

"What?"

"Why does it feel like we've been standing here for two whole years?"

Y/N blinked. Has it really been that long?

"Because the author started working on other stuff and totally forgot about this!" Northballshaker explained.

"Oh." Harvey said. Classic Harvey.

"Well, it's only been like five seconds in our world." Y/N pointed out. "Let's go already!"

"Go where?" Souleater asked edgily. "You haven't even told us!"

"Oh right." The beautiful, relatably dumb but in a cute way girl facepalmed herself. "Well, I can tell you the place but to the readers it's just going to appear as a bunch of X's because we can't drop a legitimate address."

"Okay, that's reasonable I guess." Souleater responded. "Also, is it just me or does the writing style feel different all of a sudden?"

Northballshaker flapped her arms wildly at them both. "Stop it guys!! Breaking the fourth wall is my thing!" She huffed, understandably annoyed at having her entire character gimmick being stolen. 

"What are you guys even talking about?" Harvey stared at them like they were speaking in another language.

"Don't worry about it, buddy." Y/N patted his back reassuringly. "Let's get going, girls! We only have so much time before the author runs out of motivation again!"

Joe sighed sexily. "I'll call us a taxi. Also you and North and sometimes Harvey are the only girls here. Unless Clapper is a chick, we don't really know for sure."

The raptor's head perked up at its name being mentioned. "AAAAAAAAAA?" They said wisely. 

"Thanks Clapper."