Same old, same old

Love at first sight or so it might seem

These mortals do really like to dream

Even when I have them in my sight

Somehow they never get it right

For 3000 years I've been piercing those hearts

with hundreds of millions of Cupid's darts

some of lead, some of gold

depending on how their dreams unfold

My two moms and this Valentine guy

Taught me the skills I annually ply

Two were Roman and one was Greek

From them I learned how lovers speak

They send candies and flowers

Sit mooning for hours

Holding hands, breathing sighs

Rolling puppy dog eyes

C'mon you people, enough of this schlock

Just two arrows left and I'm off the clock