Text messages with: lil sis 💕

Lil sis💕:
Hey big sis

Sup squirt

Lil sis💕:
Don't call me that. Anyway, have you seen the article?

What article?

Lil sis💕:
I'll take that as a no. Everyone else is too scared to tell you about it, but me being the angel 😇 I am, I decided to risk the fury and tell you

You could have broken the news better, Carla. Now I'm scared. What's it about?

Lil sis💕:
If I told you, you'd get mad with me. Don't shoot the messenger, okay?
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