Can Witch Blair go against the sky and dash today's Los Angeles summer vacation? !!

With the effect of audience discussions after the premiere, Yi Feiyang became more ambitious.

In fact, when he purchased the copyright of the play "The Witch Blair" for 200,000 US dollars, he had already planned it. To make this play a unique box office dark horse in history, and even surpass the unbelievable achievements he knew in previous lives, Create new miracles!

The reason why "Witch Blair" suddenly "pops red" in previous lives is simple, because it is a "pseudo documentary" that captures the awe and curiosity of "witchcraft" in most Americans, creating a A "midnight fierce bell" -like atmosphere.

Therefore, Yi Feiyang decided to carry out the mysterious surname of this "pseudo-documentary" in the same way, so that all Americans would know how amazing this strange film is.

In order to deceive and fool those young Americans who like to make fun and find excitement, Yi Feiyang took out his hard-earned $ 30,000 first barrel of gold and formulated a rigorous plan.

The whole plan is divided into two large steps.

First, we must do a good job of "civilian propaganda."

The next day after the successful release of Witch Blair in a small movie theater, Yi Feiyang asked Rabbit Bill, who had been in college for a while, to stay up all night and write a dissertation on "Some Historical Studies of Witch Blair", and then sent it to a trustee. To the North American Witchcraft Research Association at the University of California.

That's right, there is such a painful research association. Otherwise, open cooking in the United States is free and open, and any wild road association has it.

The president of the association is an old white man who is dedicated to excavating the mysterious ritual witchcraft of North America. His name is Anthony.

It is said that this monk once ran to the Amazon alone to find a headhunting tribe that is good at "shrinking the human head". He ate an insect meal with the tribal leader, drank hedgehog urine, and then called his brother and brother. "Witchcraft.

"It usually takes a few days to shrink the hunted-back human head. In each shrinking process, there must be a ceremony of eating and drinking and dancing. In the shrinked human head, the upper and lower eyelids of the eyes must be stitched to make one mind The vengeful soul could not see the outside world, sewed his mouth to prevent the soul from escaping, and then wrapped the dry human head in a cloth during a grand ceremony and filled it with a clay pot, usually buried under the hut of the winning soldier. "

This report by Old Man Anthony earned him a great reputation, and he became a professor-level cattleman who studied witchcraft. He also won the honorary title of "Witchcraft Association" issued by the University of California.

The obsession with North American witchcraft has made the old man Anthony famous in the entire field of American mysticism. At least many people visited him. He wrote a ghost "thesis" like Bill, and sought his advice.

Of course, our old man still has two brushes. At least at first glance, he can see that this so-called shit "Blair Witch" is completely nothing.

"I went through all the history of witches and didn't find this one named Blair. Mr. Bill, are you teasing me?" When the old hair was angry, he was ready to go off.

Bunny Bill smiled, "Dear Professor, you only looked at the first half of my thesis, but did not see the last one. Perhaps after reading, you will change your mind."

"Well, don't make a fuss. For people like you, I have seen a lot, just write any witch out, but don't want to name it ..." Professor Anthony flipped the thesis, and finally, saw the last page ... there With a check for three thousand dollars!

"Maybe, my view is a little narrow. For the development history of witches, in addition to what is recorded in the books, we also need to allow some folk circulated to join, such as this mysterious lady Blair ..."

With the help of Professor Anthony's enthusiasm, Rabbit Bill's "Historical Research on Witch Blair" was finally published in a special issue of the California Wizardry Association.

Then, through the circulation of newspapers and periodicals in major cities, it is reproduced in other magazines, and then reproduced ...

At the same time, the story of "About Witch Blair" began to spread at the University of California.

"Hi man, have you heard the story of the witch Blair? I heard that this guy specifically kills children!"

"Hey, man, does the witch Blair know that? It's a terrible witch, with amazing magic, and no one cursed by her can die!"

...

"Have you seen a movie about the witch Blair? I heard it is a true death record, terrifying!"

"I haven't seen it, but I heard that the two college students who shot that movie have been cursed to death, God, it's terrible!"

...

"The shooter is dead, but the cursed movie is being released!"

"What a bad luck guy, in order to shoot any witch, I ran so far, and finally even caught my life!"

...

News that the witch Blair and the photographer had been cursed and had farted farewell were spreading wildly on the campus of the University of California. Through this campus, this kind of horrifying gossip spread like a virus, and soon spread to other schools.

As the most unlucky guys of all time, Dennis and Eduardo are undoubtedly the two photographers who were cursed to death in "The Legend of Terror".

When they splurged on the 200,000 US dollars they were drinking, drinking red wine, soaking in hot springs, gnawing horses, smoking marijuana, the news also spread to the ears of the two guys.

From the beginning, the two of Dennis thought that Yi Feiyang was a complete Chinese silly fork. He spent 200,000 to buy his own shit dv movie, either his head was flooded or his head was kicked by a donkey.

But now, Daniel and the two of them suddenly felt that they might have been kicked by the donkey.

"Shit, what the hell is this guy doing? We live well, how could we suddenly die? What shit Blair, we are all blind, but he really took it!" Edya said angrily.

"Calm down, man!" Dennis shook the bright red wine and took a sip of light. "Now we've sold this Chinese guy to the show, so it won't matter to us later!"

"That's great. See what he's doing? Constantly exaggerating the witch story we made up, and publishing research on 'witch Blair' in shit magazines! God knows that we are the birth of this lady. Father and mother! "

"So what? Now we've sold the copyright, which means that no matter what happens, this Witch Blair has nothing to do with us!" Dennis repeated.

"Dude, don't you think ... we sold this show, and we seem to have lost a lot of money?" Ed Yado said cautiously.

"what do you mean?"

"I mean ... it was cool to earn 200,000 from that silly fork Chinese guy, but now with the show ... I suddenly have a hunch, maybe we are silly forks!"

Dennis: "...?!"

Xu Yan, "Shit! Are you blaming me? Now that we've spent the money, what else can we do? Crying and crying to let that damn Chinese guy return the movie to us?" Dennis lost his temper.

"Ahem, I just talk casually, you don't have to make such a big fire!" Ed Yado whispered.

Dennis was desperate, but didn't know if he was mad at himself or his companion.

"That damn Chinese guy !!!"

He scolded indignantly.

However, the happy life of the two men was broken by the police who came to the door.

The reason was that anonymous reports of "The Witch Blair" were real murders. And they are probably the killers!

What, the killer? !!

Dennis and Eduardo thought this was the most ridiculous and funny joke in the world. Originally, they wanted to fool the audience when shooting such a pseudo-documentary, but now they find out that it was they who fooled themselves.

Those police officers did not talk to them, and they made confessions and transcripts. They worked for a long time, and the two knew that they had been reported.

They are not fools, and they want to know with their buttocks, which is good for anyone.

God, please use a thunder to kill this abominable Chinese!

I beg you!