Basically if the legendaries and firewind was in Epic The Musical but in a nutshell.

NPC: sir Fire Spirit cookie! We need your help! Someone Moonlight cookie was offered as a reward to the Trojans and they won't return her! They are washing a war against us for her! You have to help us!
Fire Spirit: oh shit, I don't want to go, my husband just gave birth to our new baby.
Wind Archer: it's fine Fire Spirit you can go
Fire Spirit: nah I'll pretend to be crazy so I won't go.
Wind Archer: don't need to pretend for that...

He goofed off on a farm like a mindless cookie, the others watched and was not amused.

NPC: excuse me your highness may I have the prince?
Wind Archer: what

They place the baby in the middle of the farm and when Fire Spirit saw the baby he immediately stopped and the others looked at him with a stern look on their face.

Frost Queen: looks like you don't have a choice little man.
Fire Spirit: ugh fine I'll go to war! Happy?!

He went to war with 600 hundred cookie for 12 years, bro was so impatient he thought of making a large wooden horse and put every cookie inside the horse.

Fire Spirit: alright my Brothers listen closely, tonight we make the Trojans pay.

Fire Spirit lead the army out of the horse as they began to attack all of the guards inside the castle, and he went inside the palace to look for any enemies then bro got a massive headache.

Fire Spirit: argh!! Who was that...?
Storm Bringer: it was a vision how, of what is to come, cannot be outrun can only be dealt with here and now
Fire Spirit: alright bet tell me how
Storm Bringer: I don't think your ready~

Fire Spirit follow the voice into a room, he opens the door to see it's the room of a baby, he walks up to the baby bed and sees only the small baby cookie sleeping.

Fire Spire: hoe... It's just a infant... It's just a boy~, what sort of imminent  threat does he pose that I cannot avoid?
Storm Bringer: this is the son of none other Troy's very own prince Hector, know that he will grow from a boy to a Avenger, one fuled with rage as you're consumed by age, if you don't end him now you'll have no one left to save, you can say goodbye to...
Wind Archer~ . . . Wind Archer~
Fire Spirit: I can raise him as my own~!
Storm Bringer: no just throw away the baby and be done with it bro.
Fire Spirit: yeah sure whatever.

He threw the baby off the roof and they saved the princess, send her back home, they get on the ship and set sail for Full speed ahead.

Fire Spirit: Six hundred men, six hundred cookies under my command, with only one goal in mind~
Crew: make it back alive to our homeland.
Fire Spirit: six hundred men, six hundred miles of open sea~ but the problems not the distance-
Crew: it's what lies in between.
Fire Spirit: and Crispia is waiting~! My kingdom is waiting~! Wind Archer is waiting! For me~ so full speed ahead~! Full speed ahead~...
Capsaicin: Captain
Fire Spirit: Capsaicin!
Capsaicin: Six hundred men! Six hundred cookies with big mouths to feed... And we run out of supplies to eat
Crew: curse the war our food store is depleted
Capsaicin: Six hundred men, six hundred reason to take what we can, so captain what's the plan?
Crew: captain whats the plan~?
Fire Spirit: watch where the birds fly~ they will lead us to land~ there we'll hunt more food my second in command! Now full speed ahead~!
Everyone: Full speed ahead~!
Knight: Captain!
Fire Spirit: Knight Cookie!
Knight: Look! There in the distance! I see a island! I see a light that brightly glows! Maybe there's cookies! Lighting a fire! Maybe they'll share some food who knows?
Fire Spirit: something feels wrong here... I see fire but there's no smoke
Capsaicin: I say we strike first, we don't have time to waste so let's raid the place and-
Fire Spirit: no, Knight cookie gear up, you and I go ahead
Knight: you and I'll go ahead~!
Fire Spirit: we should try to find a way no one ends up dead.
Capsaicin: we don't know what's ahead!
Fire Spirit: give me till sunrise! And if we don't return~ let six hundred men can make this whole place burn! Now Full speed ahead~!
Crew: full Speed ahead~! Full speed ahead!
Fire Spirit: we're off! We're off! And away we go!
Crew: we're off! We're off! And away we go!
Fire Spirit: full speed ahead!

They make it to the island and the two went around to look for food, Fire Spirit is on the edge of his sword and Knight cookie notices this.

Knight: yo bro chill, I can tell your getting service so do yourself a service and relax my friend~!
Fire Spirit: I'm fine bro
Knight: sure but, this life is amazing when you greet it with open arms! No matter what we face we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart~ no matter the place we can light it up here's how to start~ greet the world with open arms! Greet the world with open arms!
Coconuts: what up
Fire Spirit: get back!
Knight: dud their coconuts, their probably harmless
Fire Spirit: bro no their Lotus eaters
Knight: what up my bros, can you help us find food? Our friends are starving
Coconuts: ok
Fire Spirit: the fuck?
Knight: told you.

They both continue to look for food and then Fire Spirit felt Frost Queen is about to drop another hour long lecture again on his ass.

Frost Queen: have you forgotten the lessons I taught you?
Fire Spirit: no...
Frost Queen: have you forgotten to turn off your heart this is not you! I see your changing from how I design you! Have to forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you!
Fire Spirit: please nooooooooooooooo

Almost a entire hour long lecture later
They both found sheeps, so they told Capsaicin

Capsaicin: oh damn, good work you two, this should be enough to feed to boys
Fire Spirit: come on let's wrap it up and get back to the ship.
Squid ink: who is you?

They turn around and see a giant squid monster staring at them.

Fire Spirit: ohhhh shit...
Squid ink: you killed my sheep... My favourite sheep...
Fire Spirit: oh come on! You can't tell them apart!
Squid ink: HIS NAME WAS BILL AND HE WAS A COMPOSER OF GREAT MUSIC
Knight: rest in sheep Bill composer of great music
Fire Spirit: Shut up Knight cookie now is not the time!!

Fire Spirit just grab a random bottle and offer it to the squid.

Fire Spirit: uhhhhh... Want some beer?
Capsaicin: he's four!!
Fire Spirit: I don't know?! What am I supposed to do against a squid?!

The squid terrorised and kill some cookies.... By accident and Fire Spirit didn't like that so bro blinded the big guy. He cries they ran away with the food but Frost Queen jumped on bros ass for running away

Frost Queen: have you forgotten the lessons I taught you? He's still a threat until he's dead! Finish it
Fire Spirit: no
Frost Queen: no???
Fire Spirit: girl I'm not getting anymore jam on my hands I can just spare them a leave!
Frost Queen: no you cant you idiot they'll come back and get your ass!
Fire Spirit: hey Squid boy!!
Frost Queen: what are you doing?! Don't give a squid your full name, home address and social security number you dumb fuc-

Fire Spirit: whatever you're not my teacher anymore!
Frost Queen: and you're not my student anymore! This is my goodbye!!