"Ladies and gentlemen this is Kevin Street, Universal News, bringing you this historic moment live from the laboratory at Multiverse Corp where we are about to meet the first living, alien to visit earth. The doors are opening, I see movement and- and smoke!" 

******** 

"They were so easy, we could have sent anyone." 

"How could a species accomplish so much and understand so little?"

"It's a puzzler alright. Watch the heat there, that's getting overdone." 

"Their wine isn't bad, you want some with your meal?" 

"Are we having that reporter?" 

"Yes, you want a drumstick?"