( ^ he's so soft I just ugggggg)

So I was tagged by cIeopatras to do this tag a while back, so I figured I'd do a modified version so, uh, here we go?

So I don't really think anyone really cares, but I care a lot about the really complicated universe I accidentally made and it's my rant book, so here's my mess of thoughts.

I won't be writing a fic centered around Infinity War until both movies are out. I don't think anyone cares, but it's just something you should know, I won't be, because I care too much about timelines, as we all know.

So in the meantime, we're just gonna hit Phase Two of the Hero of Heroes series
(also, do we hear how fucking stupid and pretentious I sound, as if this matters at all and is important to anyone but this random nerd with no life smh)

But whatever. Basically, these stories are going to be the ones you'll see me publishing, it's these and the ones I'm still currently working on. If I publish anything else, yell at me. So here we go.

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TITLE | N/A

UNIVERSE | MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

MAIN OC | NICKY GREEN

LOVE INTEREST | SAM WILSON

FACECLAIM | JEREMY JORDAN

QUOTE | ❝Why do we hate cliches? Sure, they're overused, but name one person who wouldn't give everything to get a happy ending.❞*

NOTE | Nicky Green, my universal constant character. The creator of the title Hero of Heroes, he's special to me in the sense that all the things he says are things I need to remember for myself. This is going to be a straight up rom-com. You know how Homecoming was a teen movie but the main character just happened to be Spider-Man? Yeah, this is going to be a romantic comedy where they just so happen to be superheroes because there's no other way to tell their story except have Sam lean against doorframes and profess his love to Nicky in the rain, okay? It's what they deserve.

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TITLE | CARPE NIHIL

UNIVERSE | MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

MAIN OC | ALASDAIR CORELLIA

LOVE INTEREST | LOKI LAUFEYSON

FACECLAIM | HENRY CAVILL

QUOTE | ❝Do not act because there is something to gain. Act because there is everything to lose.❞*

NOTE | This is tied in very closely to my Thor fic, Amor Vincit, and follows Kaipo's best friend who finds himself in Sakaar before him and is kind of the reason why Thor and Loki land there in the first place, it'll be explained in AV, I think I'm clever (I'm really not). This won't be published until after Part One of AV is finished, so it'll be a while before this is up, but you know.

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TITLE | SLEEPING BEAUTY

UNIVERSE | MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

MAIN OC(S) | AURORA KAILI & PHILLIP PRINCE

LOVE INTEREST | NONE

FACECLAIM(S) | AULI'I CRAVALHO & TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET

QUOTE | ❝They say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true.❞*

NOTE | This is inspired by tinkertaydust 's Tangled fic which is like a crossover between Tangled and Spider-Man, which is literally awesome. This fic is set in the Hero of Heroes series so Peter is dating Diana, but he's gonna have this really nice, pure, platonic relationship with Aurora who constantly falls asleep in class, right, due to a mishap between another mutant. I say mutant because when she can no longer wake up she uses her ability to astral project to enlist the help of Peter and of Phillip, the boy who constantly wakes her up at the end of class, not knowing that he's actually the only one who can. It's gonna be cute and short and pure, and I blame Timothee Chalamet's face for this whole thing.

This is also coming out on Valentine's day because I'm gonna be sad and alone anyways.

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TITLE | N/A

UNIVERSE | MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

MAIN OC | N/A

LOVE INTEREST | NATASHA ROMANOFF

FACECLAIM | ARMIE HAMMER

QUOTE | ❝There's bones in my closet, but you hang stuff anyway.❞*

NOTE | I literally have nothing to say other than Armie Hammer is attractive as heck and I wanted to show the Hero of Heroes a little bit more, back when they were still around? Also, I wanted Natasha to struggle to reach something on the top shelf and for him to just get it because he's so tall, what the heck. This guy was the "leader" of the Hero of Heroes and so, uh, yeah, that's all I have so far

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TITLE | N/A

UNIVERSE | MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

MAIN OC | N/A

LOVE INTEREST | WANDA MAXIMOFF

FACECLAIM | N/A

QUOTE | ❝Silence speaks louder than words, but I like to hear your voice.❞*

NOTE | I like how there's literally nothing for this except a plot. Basically, I headcanon that Wanda is with Clint on his farm during the events post-CW but prior to IW so the OC winds up at the farm with nowhere else to go so it's her and Wanda just sorta being together and talking and being friends. Very Call Me By Your Name-esque, actually, except they're girls, so...it's not the actual story, but that's how I just described it.

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So these are the stories you can expect for 2018! If I publish anything else other than these (at least Marvel plot-wise) I want you to scream at me, call me names, do anything. Please.

I hope this was enjoyable in some way, if only to just laugh at this stupid chick who thinks people care when no one really cares, so yeah! This was really self-deprecating and narcissistic, I'm like a paradox. Anyways, bye!