Kc: yo are you here jikan
Me: I have been here...waiting for days no SWEETS
Kc: holy shit....no Thanks *walks away*
Me: ... ಠ_ಠ
Me: ( ノಠ_ಠ)ノ boi
Next
Bff: yo my cousin likes you
Me: wat pls explain
Bff: he just thinks all my friends are pretty
Me: oh.....uh..h.hurray..???
Bff: NO.
Me: No?
Bff: NO hurray you do not understand
Me: I am mostly confused...and shocked imma go now
Bff: Ok ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE DIRETIDE
Me: wait.. wha-
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shamshuku_: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES

ಠ_ಠ Child. . .

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER

(•_•)
<)   )╯because I'm
/    \

⊂_ヽ
　 ＼＼ ＿
　　 ＼(　•_•) F
　　　 <　⌒ヽ A
　　　/ 　 へ＼ B
　　 /　　/　＼＼ U
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ L
　　/　/                   O
　 /　/|                   U
　(　(ヽ               S
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
'ノ )　   Lﾉ

Next
A girl: *walks into a coffee shop*
Bff: yo gurl what word would you describe your face
A girl: uh.. beauty
Bff: where did ya find that word
Me: *was drawing with stylus but then gets out money and throws money at her and both havce sunglasses on* the rest of the coffee shop: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH WAY U AT OHHHHHHHHHHHBURNNNNNNN
A girl: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ')
Bff:
(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) FITE me GURL (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
Next
Me: WHIPPY WHY IS YOUR ART BOOTIFUL I'M NOT READY TO DIE
Whippy: i..mean..
Me: wait.. are you trying to kill me?!?
Whippy: *puts up a sign that's says accept your faith*
Me: oh shit you are.
Next
Me: *sends something waits for it to be done*
Whippy: is it done yet?
Me: *shakes head no time skip 2 hrs*
Me: ... it's still not done
Next
Kc: *pours chocolate syrup in in the shower*
Me: *walks in* kc...wtf
Kc: o-o it's not what you think I swear
Me: *facepalms out of the room then comes back with a cup* you might need this
Kc: thanks
Next
Kc: BONOSKIS
me: was that a spell?
*bananas drop from the sky*
Me: *gets hit with a banana* OW that hurt why bananas.. D:
Kc: *gets a umbrella and steals bananas* :3
Me:*gets a wand* RICKAUNROLLPIZZA! *casts wand at the sky and pizza starts to drop*
Kc: *steals all the pizza as I start making a picnic* both of us: we now have the high ground of food
Next
Kc:
People made fun of Geiko and said she worked at GEICO
Me: wow she must had great money on her car insurance that only Allstate couldn't do
Me: ya see kids thats why you need insurance of everything even your pets
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Me: I can relax... ahhh.. wait.. *looks at down at chest* OH....OHHHHHHHH GOD THEY ARE GETTING BIGGER HELP PURBERTY ALERT! HELP! *red sirens turn on and loud sound first turn black then is in a class room*
Ysa: ok class this is sexed class and also how to get your crush to fuck you
Me: *raises hand* TEACH YOUR SCARING ME REAL BAD.
Next
Me: *is in the bathroom in the dark and sees blood and poo in toilet* ALRIGHT WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIDN'T FLUSH THEIR BLOODY POO GUYS
Whippy: not me
Kc: it wasn't me I swear 
Me: vrrrright...
Next
Me: *walks into a quite public place* ... ALRIGHT WHO DIED HERE WHAT HAPPENED TO SUSAN I BET I ALRIGHT KNOW
Everyone: wtf

End
Imma start doing longer things like this