Me: hey I wonder where's hailey..
Hailey: AWWWW YEEEEE *is listening to memes*
Next
Kid: *sees a sewer drain suck their soda they were drinking* the flip?
*goes down trying to see it*
Fizzy: *pops out of nowhere as a clown* oOf I'm fizziwise, fizziwise the oofing clown
Kid: O cool it's fizzy!
Fizzy: O shizct the kid figured it out No It's Fizziwise!
Kid: I know it's fizzy
Fizzy: whatever! Don't you want your soda?
Kid: nahhh I snuck it out anyways
Fizzy: fine more for me!... dipso..
Next
Jon: your a witch uni!
Uni: No! I'm a wizard Harry!
Jon: but my name is jo-
Uni: so deal with it Jeffery *walks away with sass*
Jon: but... my name is jon....
Next
Ashlie: hey nick what make up should I go for I was thinking a more natural loo-
Nick: add glitter.
Ashlie: but nic-
Also ashlie: bit the shiny sparkles dou
Nick: wait who that?
Ashlie: *looks back at also ashlie* o don't worry about it I'm sure it's nothing
End
Imma do these again if I think of anything funny lol have good day