Me: Im so lucky Have good money on my car insurance with geico

Me: Im lucky I didnt go with all-state 

Me: Or worst..

Me: statefarm 

Lex: But nation wide is on your side 

Me: PFFTTTTTTT they could care less about your car crash

Lex: Oh thats true 

Next 

Teacher Ysa: WELCOME TO SEXED CLASS 

Me: *raises hand* should we be scared? 

Kc: Yes. Yes we should

Next 

Ate: guys your'e boobs arent that small 

Us: PUSH UP BRAS FOR THE WIN BOIIIIIII

Ate: All of you have nice breast just accept them and be who you are 

Us: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BOOBS THEIR GREAT!

Ate: wtf is wrong with you people 

next 

*if you eat avocados you get big boobs XD just I thing I though was true* 

Guy: Hey have you been eating avocados lately *finger guns me* 

Amiya: Uh.. no because nothing is there *points to flat-chest* -w- 

Next 

Mom: what if she goes to A diffrent state? 

Dad: HEACK NAH SHE AINT LEAVING THIS YEARD WITHOUT MEH BOI

Me: Dad I'm 11 turning 12 on July 25 calm down.....boi 

End