When you go to the beach in movies
Girl: *looks pretty and hot with no worry In the world *
But then in reality
Me: *tries getting sand out of my mouth and the sand just get everywhere* I CRY THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE MOVIES ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽
Next
Person: I'M 80 AND YOUR BLACK THAT MEANS YOUR WEAK
Me:... ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ
Me: WHAT IN THE HOACK DID YOU JUST SAY TO MEH YOU LITTLE PIECE OF PEPPERONI
Next
Me: Why does this guy thing I'm fat
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ')
Bff: cuz your a potato
Me: *rushes to her and breaks down her door and screeches*
*breaks all the windows* bff: crap
Next
When your near by someone you know online In a different state not that you live but they do:Imma comin.. them: oh god no.. you: IMMMA CMMMONNNNINNNN ON them: NO OH GOD N- you: I'M HERE BOI them: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
Next
Person: this is hard... *tries drawing*
Me: NO *RUNSLIKE2FAST4UTOTHEM* THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA *somehow gets a draw shows them if and the a hole appears and then I push them* I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW BRUHH! 
Next
Person: how do I art *says it to me*
Me: practice and ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SCRIBBLE O  THE PAPER UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING YA LIKE DUDDDDEEEEEE
Person:.ok! *scribbles* taaa daa
Me: that's very abstract... uhh..
Person: try harder?
Me: I mean.. yeah it doesn't magically look good... sorry mate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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