Me: what a wonderful day *gets up and a spider is on wall* Oh? Pttf I'm feeling good today :DD
Spider: :3 wassup boi
Me: *walks away sing Hamilton of my shot to get something to kill the spider calmly and comes back and the spider is gone*
Me:...wai..wait..wat.. *rubs eyes and looks at where the spider was*
Me: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) ..well... heck
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Person:*breaks down the door* ALRIGHT THIS IS THE POPO PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND STOP USING FROGS FOR EVERY FLIPPIN MEME YOU KIDS KEEP DOING
Whippy: Crap they caught on to us...
Kc:*shots the cop* FU COP I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
Popo/cop: oh frick. *dies
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Gaby: I BET I can get ya bitch
Me: oh it's on >:3
* we kill each other alot but then when she is right about to win she kills me*
Gaby: YEAH I'M GONNA WIN!!
Me:*kills her and wins the game* Gaby: (O_O ) ... *looks at me*
Me: I ain't dead until I lose fudger you don't forget it.
Gaby: how did.. you..
Me: I know things ƪ(˘⌣˘)Ʃ
Gaby:wtf are u
Me: Idk I might be a tree im not sure yet
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Me: Hey kc you cant have chocolate yet ok? I want you to meet my family *their at a potato farm*
Kc: *eats all the potatoes* oops.
Me: you just ate my real family dude that's kinda rude.. but let me call up my adopted parents
Me: *calls the number* yeah. Oh ok. I'm coming over ok? Ok see you soon bye *walks with kc to a forest* ok that's Gregroy
Me: You can come if you want kc I don't think you can eat trees..
Me: right..??
Kc: *eats the trees and bushes*
Me: i..i.. I didn't even know you could eat trees.. I guess I should of gave you chocolate..
Kc: yeah... uh.. I eat everything
Me: uh... yeah I can tell, PAL.
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Me: I GOT THE HIGH GROUND *is on a stool
whippy: NO I DO! *is On the table*
Me: OH CRIPES I CAN'T DO IT I GUESS YOU WIN TOO MUCH WOOD POWER NOPE!
Whippy: don't you mean weed power ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: But whippy THE TABLE ISN'T MADE OUT OF WEED
Whippy: you don't know that (ڡʖڡ)
Me: oh HOLY heck someone help us
Next
Me: Today seems normal
Mom: 2 hr art class today kiddo
Me: wait wait.... i didn't sigh up for this!
Mom: your right I did now get in the car
Me: uh.. ok? *gets in and mom starts driving*
Me: I'm sure it's gonna be a normal day *looks at the window and sees people holding signs about rape* :D ...
Me: I'm 12
Next
Me: OMG YESTERDAY I TURN CLOSER TO DEATH WOEW IM SO POSITIVE
Me: welp gtg celeb-
All my friend: HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTATO BEAN MOTHERFUCER
Me:wait hold on I didn't sign up for this I feel a bit attacked wtf
End
Yesterday was my birthday BUT ANYWAYS people in today's episode of this is or chapter. Lol I finished this when it was the 26th of July anyways have fabulous day <3