I swear if I could have a dollar for every time my family forces me to go do something that everyone but me knows about
I'd be choosing the house we're moving into

Mom: Sweetie, we're going to go eat now.
Me: Ok...

Dad: Grandma Helen and Grandpa Will are in town and are coming over in 5 minutes, go clean the litter box
Me: wait what

Grandma: We're going to the dress store to get you a dress right now
Me: please no...

Henry: Let's go! Hurry up!
Me: For what?!
Henry: we need to go and swim
Remember?
Me: No....

Mom: We're going to a play, come on
It'll be boring
Me: please no not now
Mom: yes now

Dad: we're going to go horse back riding
Me: what
Dad: we've been discussing this for months
Me: no we haven't

Mom: We're going to leave for a wedding in Kansas right now
Me: firstly, I haven't packed.
Secondly, sweet
Mom: and we're going nowhere near where your friend lives. Now go pack, you're holding us up. You should've packed yesterday
Me: I have no recollection of this being talked about

Dad: we're kidnapping your friends, moving to Japan and you have 30 seconds to pack. We've been planning this for months. If we get caught, you're the sacrifice to the police. Go pack now.
Me: What?!

Yep
When in doubt
Sacrifice me to the police