My cousin wants to get into a conversation with everyone
Me and another person: *chatting about how I should move*
Cousin: I got braces!
Other person: Ok cool. Anyways your live in a terrible neighborhood
Cousin: I regret having pictures of Michael Jackson
Person: No you don't. So when you went to the boundary waters inane to you-
Cousin: *interrupts and starts a whole new conversation *
Me: *thinking* wow thanks
no regard for my problems I see you buddy
I understand you have struggles but buddy man friend chum I was just talking about mine which I'm trying to solve
I'll be seeing you within the ring of death. Be the final thing to see
My problems ain't gonna fix themselves  and sure ain't going to be fixed by talking about a dead pop star you crop photos of yourself into