GOD'S MENU

"If you stick us in a
kitchen, someone might
just die."

BANG CHAN
"I don't mind burning
things because at least
I know it's done!"

LEE MINHO
"Can you fit a
Thanksgiving Turkey
in a microwave?"

KIM SEUNGMIN
"They want me to use
goat meat? What's next?
Giraffes? Humans? Are we
going to be cannibals?"

SEO CHANGBIN
"I had a fight with flour,
and I did not win."

HAN JISUNG
"Last time I cooked
there was a small
explosion and the
oven had to be replaced.
I was trying to make oatmeal."

LEE FELIX
"They once asked me to
make a grilled cheese so
I put a piece of cheese
on a grill. That was
apparently wrong."

HWANG HYUNJIN
"At least the smoke
detector cheers me on!"

YANG JEONGIN
"Are microwaves just
small ovens?"

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━ this is a crack fic meaning you are not meant to take this seriously. It's just something for fun.

━ dedicated to piastrified because they have waited like 4 years for this story.

━ this is something for me to write in between writing some of my other stories.

━ this story is unedited. I'm just writing and publishing. While eventually I'll go back and edit this, this book is just something fun for me to do and my focus is mainly on other stories. But I'll still try to update this story regularly.

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