How am I supposed to find anything in this bloody place? There are as many doors as there are rabbit holes in Wonderland there is no end to them there are just endless endless doors. I walked down the hall slowly watching everyone that walked by they all had the same scowl on their face as I walked by. I think it would of been better if Raven just told everyone I was a fairy godmother than they wouldn't look at me like that, but the lack of wings would be suspicious.

I checked the transcroll with all my information on it for the umpteenth time today, room 209 is what I'm looking for. Where is Courtly or Raven when I need them? I miss the blissful nonsensicalness of Wonderland how is it I remember that place more than my own family, I shouldn't ponder that now I'll have years to do that in counciling my first session begins next Monday. Maybe Dr. Thistle will use hypnosis, oh how fun that'll be!

No sarcasm I'm dead serious. Each dorm room door has a symbol for the occupants staying in each, in my transcroll ot dictates I have to do the same why must everything be such a chore here.

A bell tinkled down the hall while a smile stretched across the air cutting it like a knife that must be my room. How nice of Kitty to show me the way. I gritted my teeth and stomped through the rest of the hallway, nothing gets on my nerves worse than that cat. Purple glitter rained down on me like dandruff. "Hello Kitty."

"Why must the plumpest peach be as sour as a bramble berry?" Riddilish, luckily I'm fluent in every Wonderland language. I'm also fluent in Ozian dialect and Neverland slang. I blame mother.

"I only hate you because you refuse to leave me alone you alley cat." My lip curled when she floated infront of me inferring with my business. There is just something about her that really bothers me much like Blondie Lockes, she tried to "interview" me but her questions were all about my lack of princess like figure I must be quite the oddity here.

"You have me confused with Puss in Boots I am her majestys most beloved member of the red court not a stray silly billy." Kitty has a way of making everything into a joke, she can't even tell anyone how she's really feeling in all honesty I'm quite sad for her but the feeling is fading gradually. I pushed her out of my way and threw the door open to my dorm room.

"Hi roomie." Courtly was hanging upside down on her bed. I shook my head, when will the craziness end? "Are you still going to the initiation? Jilly Bean probably just has some tagging planned she loves leaving a mark. Don't tell her I said that she'll mark me again." Courtly pulled up her pajama top sleeve to reveal a row of scars all around her wrists, I gulped, what have I gotten myself into?

If Jianna treats her best friend this way how will she treat me?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jianna

The faint taps of footsteps echoed in my ears and in my den. She's here. "Hello, Kitty." I looked back at her a few coins slipping out from under my back.

"She's not expecting anything master." I watched Kitty's pig tails bounce around as she talked. If only I could tell her what I'm actually up too. The only one who knows is Stiles and he's as solid as stone nobody else is as trustworthy as he is. I wish he felt the same way about me.

"Find out if she's coming tonight. I need to know now, hide that collar by the way." Kitty fidgeted with the solid gold choker I had given her that resembles a cats collar, complete with a little white jingly bell.

"What if she won't tell me master?" Kitty looked at her feet.

"Find out or get Blondie too I'm sure that you've got dirt on her too." I waved my hand dismissively letting her know that our little talk is done.
Kitty jingled away. If only Courtly hadn't of turned into such a goody two shoes she would of been way better than Kitty. At least I still have Stiles, I sighed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hunter

"Hunter?"

"Hunter?"

"Hunter!?"

Someone kicked me hard in the leg causing me to grumble in my sleep. "Oh yes Mira." I grogily opened my eyes. "Your not Mira." 

"No I am not but I do got some news about your little girlfriend." Ramona stood towering over me arms folded across her chest. I apparently passed out behind the Hocus Latte, man Cari. I tussled my hair and gritted my teeth as sunlight washed over me, where is my shirt?

"Look don't tell sis about this." My head is throbbing too many shrooms. Way too many shrooms. What day is it? And where is my mirrorphone!? Not again, I groaned.
"Why what's so important about Miss Piggy?" I looked up at her through slits not wanting to expose my eyes to full sunlight.

"She's going to be in big trouble that's what look JiJi could cut me for this. Just come to the courtyard after school and distract Mira somehow I really don't care how." I stared at her blankly. "And take a bath you smell like Kitty's litter box." She started walking away as quickly as she could watching everyone going by.

"Yeah thanks!" She's already gone, why am I taking care of that lard butt? And why was I dreaming about her? Ugh, I pulled on my hair frustrated.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Much later

I couldn't even sleep before the clock struck midnight, I've tossed and turned all night. What is Jianna going to do to me? A thousand thoughts slid through my mind everytime I closed my eye's. Maybe she'll burn me alive or eat me and regurgitate me, eww. I slid out of bed as quite as a door mouse tiptoeing into my closet, I threw on a pair of black leggings and a black long sleeved hoodie, I'm prepared for robbery and breaking and entering.

The security here is ridiculous all the kings men patrol all night I do believe it's because of the Charming's prized baby girl. She's perfect in literally every way a waist as slim as a pencil perfectly perfect skin perfect this perfect everything, blah, blah, blah. News flash it's the twentieth century a princess doesn't have to be gorgeous to be perfect anymore, why I could be a princess. I giggled to myself quietly slipping out of my window.

I hit the ground running fat jiggling everywhere. I'm too fat for this. The briar wall is already up so the kings men must be around. I stuck to the shadows making my way to the front of the school relatively quickly.

Jiannas snake skin jacket shimmered in the moonlight as did Stiles skin. I couldn't see anyone else maybe only they came. As I turned the corner I could see Kitty's smile, Ramonas ears, Poppy's hair clip, Faybelles wings, and Courtlys bells. I'm the color of black ink right now how will they see me when I'm close enough, I snapped my fingers creating a little purple light in the darkness.

"Mira!" Jianna whisper shouted waving. I quickly scurried up to the hodge podge group of rebels. Jianna embraced me in a really tight hug making me very uncomfortable. "Yeah not one for touching." I pulled myself away.

"You ready?" She eyed me I nodded brushing myself off. Jianna stared at everyone else and they all seemed to communicate telepathically leaving me out of the loop.

"Mira we've decided that in order for you too join us you have to tag the entire school." Jianna giggled to herself. "Just kidding just tag Grimms office and than knock three times on the tree in the library."

That's all? Not so bad. Jianna tossed me the paint cans as they all walked away from me. I can do this easily. Oww, I ran into someone falling on my but he held out his hand for me too take I did gently.

Hunter? I looked into his chocolatey eyes. "Where is your shirt?" He pulled me in close to him. "No need to worry about that." He put his lips to mine, what!? I pushed him away. "What the hex are you doing pushing yourself onto me like that?"

"Are they gone?" He looked over my shoulder for what I assume to be is Jianna and my other friends. Has he gone mad? I pushed him off of me and put my hands my hips in a very sassy pose.

"What the hex is wrong with you?!" I tried to walk away but he pulled me by the arm spinning me around towards him.

"I'll explain on our "date"." Date? Before I could say anything he was pushing me towards Wonderland Grove.