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Insult battle

In this imagine you are Dyslexic.

Two months has flown by in the secretly not sleepy town of Auradon. I'm really enjoying myself. I've managed to bump up my overall grades because of assistant coaching and cheerleading but also because Harry Hook of all people has been tutoring me.

Speaking of me and Harry we've grown begrudgingly ever so close. What I mean by that is I kept annoying him and he annoying me. Harry always insists on us hanging out and I let him because I like it. I spend a lot of my time with him now. Who would have thought Jafar's daughter and son of Captain James Hook would be best friends? Not me, I would have laughed of someone had told me this a year ago. Harry never likes to leave me on my own for too long which I love because that's when the monsters come out to play. Harry has been practicing really hard for the game of the season in tourney. I even practice with Harry out of practice times. Harry Hook may be a cock and trust me he's a cock to me too but he can also be a really sweet guy.

Hooker
Are you with that Clay guy again? Xxx

Me
No that was earlier today round by the bike sheds xxxx

Me
Sounds like someone's jealous xxx

Hooker
I'm not xx

Me
Who's in denial..... xxx

"So what's the deal with you and this Harry Hook kid?" Jafar my dad asks me at me and Jay's weekly meal with him.

"He's my best friend." I say after swallowing my mouthful of cake.

"Hey! What am I chopped liver?!" My older brother Jay asks sarcastically.

"No, annoying." Dad jokes.

Me and dad bursts out laughing whilst Jay is sat in oblivion as he did not expect that at this time of night.

"No, you're my best friend and favourite and only older brother. You still have Carlos as a best friend." I point out cleverly.

"So Harry is just your best friend? I don't have to invest in earplugs? Not that you would dare do that at your age in my house." My dad asks.

"Just friends." I say exasperated.

"Just friends my ass." Jay snaps.

"He's right Y/n." Dad says.

I groan loudly, "Not you too dad." I sigh, "We are just friends."

"Y/n I've seen that boy almost snap his neck in half just to see what you were laughing at." Dad says smiling.

"The fact that he carries your folders around school for your yet he'll swat anyone else's papers out of their hands." Jay points out.

"Y/n even I know that kid is an absolute asshole but he isn't with you." Dad says then he chomps on his carrots.

"That's because I put him in his place when he tries shit." I say after swallowing my pork chop.

"Isn't he picking you up tonight?" Jay asks quite annoyed.

Dad gives me a firm look, "Wear protection because I kn-"

"Dad! It's for the chemistry project." I say.

There's a knock at the door. Jay jumps out of his seat and I get up like a normal person. I see Harry and Jay exchange not very pleasant hellos. Jay and Carlos has only just begun to get on with Harry during the whole fighting Audrey who went a bit evil.

"Just get Y/n dumbass I don't have time for your insignificant words." Harry snarls at Jay.

"Harry shut up." I sigh, pissed off, "Bye Jay and dad!" I say blowing kisses.

Then I walk out the door completely ignoring Harry as Jay makes some weird shit noises. I reach the sleek black car ahead of Harry and he zaps it so I can get in. He swaggers up to the car with a straight face.

"Hey." Harry greets me after closing his door.

"Hi." I say sharply.

"You're pissed off at me aren't ye?" Harry says already knowing.

"Yep." I say as the engine roars to life.

"I don't see why-"

"You were rude and mean to Jay." I say angrily.

"You're cute when you're irritated." Harry smirks.

"I will slit your throat you know, I will." I spit angrily.

"Ye going to be moody with me this whole time lass?" Harry asks still smirking.

"Yes." I pout, "You were mean to Jay again." I say annoyed.

"So?" Harry laughs.

"He's my brother and I care for him you douche. I'll just call Jay to come and pick me up if you like." I threaten.

"Yeah because I'm so scared of Jay." Harry scoffs.

"Shut up I wear heels bigger than you're dick."

Harry rolls his eyes.

"Fine I'll be good. I'll try to be nicer okay? I just want to have a good evening with ye lass and not be arguing the whole time." Harry says sincerely.

He then looks at me with an adorable look although I'm not admitting it. I shove his face away as he's not looking at the road.

"Look at the road doofas." I moan.

"So how's your father being?" Harry asks seriously, eyes back on the road.

"He is alright until you mention cheerleading and assistant coaching for tourney. He's saying I'm doing it as an excuse to flunk off. I'm actually getting extra credit because I really need it..." I say glumly.

"Why?" Harry asks with a curiosity.

"Because at the minute it looks unlikely I'll even graduate..." I say quietly.

"We'll get ye sorted lass." Harry says gradually.

"We huh?" I tease.

Harry just shakes his head and puts his hand on my thigh whilst he drives. The rest of the drive is a comfortable silence. When we reach Harry's apartment it still makes me speechless every time.

"You're an idiot." Harry says laughing.

"No I'm dyslexic move on you've used that insult." I laugh.

Me and Harry are sitting cross legged opposite each other on his bedroom floor with books and notes all around us eating some leftover pizza.

"Can you die of constipation? I only ask because of how full of shit ye are." Harry burns me.

"Cool story though what chapter do you shut the fuck up?" I ask sarcastically.

"Good one. Hmmm," Harry's eyes light up, "Were ye born on a highway? That is where most accidents happen?"

I laugh at that one hard and once Harry sees me laughing he laughs along too.

"The village called Harry... They want their idiot back!"

We both continue to laugh along with each other. After a while of bantering to and throw I decide to get into some comfier clothes. When I say comfier clothes I mean Harry's clothes. His navy hoodie is massive on me going past my thighs and I have to roll up his grey joggers several times.

"Damn my clothes look better on you than me." Harry says in my ear huskily.

"I know." I say tilting my head.

Harry's cheeky grin is looking down at me.

"What do you want to do?" Harry says seductively then winks.

"Get your head out the gutter." I say shoving him lightly.

"Well...?" Harry asks me, head cocked to the side.

"Reading." I smile.

This insult battle is from Pinterest so credits to the author/ user though I did slightly change them!

If requested I can do a part two! Let me know in the comments below y'all.

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