A/N

sorry for not updating this sooner!

ME: *looks at time and gets a cruel smile* 

Everyone but me and apparently Luna: *sleeps*

Luna: Is it time?

Me: Yes

Me and Luna: *teleports everyone to ROOM OF DEATH*

Luna: *Grabs two Horns and gives one to me*

Me and Luna: *blows horn HARD*

Everyone but me and Luna: AHHHHHH

In all the confusion a murderer enters the game.

???: Why are you screaming? I haven't killed anyone yet

Everyone but ???: Ahhhhh 

Me: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lonely ant: WAIT FOR ME!

???: WAIT! I WAS KIDDING. I am Blaise Zabini! 

ME: What the hell ARE YOU DOING?

Blaise: I heard you guys were playing truth and dare and I wanted to join.

Everyone but me and Blaise: *freezes and turn around very slowly and look at him*

Blaise: Uh guys? You ok?

Everyone but me and Blaise: Are you sure you want to join?

Blaise: I don't get it what is so bad about joining?

Ron: How

George:do

Fred:You 

Hermione:Not

Draco:Know

Luna: It is not that bad guys! Lightning already planned on getting me to join so I was told before hand.

Me: Blaise, do you want to join? I am only asking once

Everyone but me, Luna, and Blaise: DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

Blaise:Sure

Me and Luna: Does a Happy dance.

Me: *Gets an evil look on my face* Blaise notices

Me: *evil cackle*

Blaise: What have I done?

Me: You made yourself a ginny pig for me. I love finding out your secrets!

Blaise:

Blaise: 

Blaise:

Blaise:

Blaise:

Blaise: I am going to guess that Hermione and Draco are dating.

Everyone except Ron: *nods*

Blaise: MY OTP

Ron: Hermione, are you sure you won't go with me?

Hermione: YUP

In Ron's head:

I will dare Hermione to be my girlfriend for a week and then she will realize that she loves me and not that evil idiot!

Me: *reads Ron's mind*

Ron: *smirks*

Me: OH HELL NAH! You are DEAD TO ME RONALD. You are going to be TORTURED FOR TRYING TO RUIN DRAMIONE!

Ron: *gulps*

Me: YEET 

 I throw Rom off the building.

Fred and George: GOOD RIDANCE. 

Luna: He is your brother why are you glad he is dead?

 Fred and George: 1) He tried to ruin Dramione 2) He kisses terribly We pity anyone who has to kiss him

Everyone: *nods

Me: Oh and by the way I am hiring ducks to help us out!

Blaise: Why ducks?

Me: BECAUSE THEY ARE ADORABLE!

Blaise: Ok...

ME: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? HUH?

Blaise: N-No

ME: IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEY CAN TALK TO BE FIST OR MY ARMY OF DUCKS

Luna: Um ok. Guys I am sorry but your author has gone insane, and we don't know if we are going to leave the room anytime soon so um. She wasn't kidding about the duck army. If she hates you, she will sic her ducks on you. OW STOP THAT

INSANE AUTHOR: MUHAHAHA

Luna: *has bruises* I am sorry but we will need to calm her so uh BYE. STOP PLEASE