Draco: Lightningwolf truth or dare

Me: Dare

Draco: *whispers* I dare you to kiss Bellatrix for 2 minutes.

Me: *screams* ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKING MIND!?

Everyone: what happened?

Draco:no, go tell my father to bring Bellatrix.

Me: Fine, Lucius can you bring Bellatrix?

Lucius: Why?

ME: I have to kiss Bellatrix for 2 minutes.

Everyone:starts rolling all over the ground laughing. Harry bounces off the wall.

Me: Harry, how are you bouncing off the walls?

Harry: fanfiction logic.

ME:...that makes perfect sense.

Lucius: *brings Bellatrix* Draco dared the brown haired girl to kiss you for 2 minutes.

Bellatrix: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU ARE MY NIECE, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Me: Lets just do it. *Kiss for two minutes and then pull away* I am jumping out the window.

Harry: That bad?

Me: Yup *jumps out the window*

Everyone: WE ARE FREE!!!

Me: just kidding. I can't die. I am immortal. 

Harry: oh... I was hoping we could leave. 

Me: You can never leave.

Me: *sweetly* Harry truth or dare?

Harry: dare. Wait no

Me: Too late. Harry I dare you to dress up in a banana suit and sing I am a banana.

Harry: *appears in a banana suit and starts singing I'm a Banana*

Everyone: *Everyone joins in and everything everywhere turns yellow*

Local News: 

This just in. Everywhere you look is yellow. Anyone you look at is yellow. A group of teens is wearing banana suits and singing I am a banana song. There is nothing to do except to call this the banana phenomenon.

With the group:

Everyone is bouncing off walls in laughter. 

Me: We will continue this next time!