Originally published August 20th, 2014

Republished May 3rd, 2020

QweenOfPacificGweenSeeTurtles has logged on to stalk fluffy peeps for her Fabfiction.

Clarisse_La_Rude updated her fandom:

Omg, my half-sister Sharkeisha is coming to camp today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –This comment has been tagged with EXCITEMENT.

12 SIMILAR FEELS

437 DIFFERENT FEELS

RESPONCES:

I_Am_SeaweedBrain: WHAT?! SHARKEISHA IS COMING TO CAMP-HALF BLOOD?!?!?!

TheTeddyBearSlayer: Haha, Sucks for you Greeks!

PlasticBlueHairbrush_UltimateWeapon: HEY, I’M GREEK!

TheTeddyBearSlayer: Oh, sorry…

GmanPraisesFood: DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE OCTAVIAN IS ONLY BEING NICE TO RACHEL?!?!

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: I’m hiding in Bunker 9, so she’ll never find me! MUHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WiseGurl4Eves: Leo?

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: Yeah?

WiseGurl4Eves: You know you just gave away your hiding place, right?

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: Oh…. YOU’LL NEVER FIND ME CUZ I LOVE CHEESECAKE, MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

WiseGurl4Eves: ……………..(-/_-) –This comment has been tagged with FACEPLAM.

QweenSharkeisha has updated her SuckerPunch:

I finally arrived at CHB! It’s so pretty here! Clarisse is giving me a tour right now! –With ₰Clarisse_La_Rude

12 SIMILAR FEELS

437 CONFUSED FEELS

RESPONCES:

The_Sparky_Blonde_Superman: Why is she acting so… Innocent?

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Like Hazel.

JustHazel: Hey, I’m NOTHING like that ratchet girl!

QweenSharkeisha: What’s that supposed to mean?

JustHazel: I wouldn’t beat up someone just because they were with my boyfriend.

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: She’s right, she wouldn’t.

QweenSharkeisha: EXCUSE ME?!?!

JustHazel: I wouldn’t have to beat anyone up because unlike SOME PEOPLE, I choose my boyfriends wisely, so I know they won’t cheat on my, thus not having to beat anyone up!

QweenSharkeisha: EXCUSE ME?! YOU WANNA GO SISTA? I WILL MESS YOU UP.

JustHazel: Here, have a diamond.

QweenSharkeisha: Um, sure, okay. Where’d you get it? And why are you giving it to me?

JustHazel: Um… I found it on the ground?

QweenSharkeisha: Why you be asking me where you found it?

JustHazel: Whatever. Anyway, I wanted you to have it for good luck. Make it into a bracelet and wear it on your punching arm.

QweenSharkeisha: Both of my arms are punching arms.

JustHazel: Then wear it on both of your arms.

QweenSharkeisha: Thanks!

GhostKingRulesAll: HAZEL! SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN EVIL?! WAS IT FRANK WHO TOOK AWAY YOUR INNOCENCE?!

ChineseCanadianBabyMan: HEY! I AM WAY MORE INNOCENT THAN YOU!

JustHazel: Innocent? Did somebody steal something?

GhostKingRulesAll: (-o-)* Whew. –This comment has been tagged with SIGH and RELIEF.

QweenSharkeisha: Why do my punching arms hurt?

Don’t_Call_Me_BeautyQueen: Hazel…

Thing_1: Hehe.

Thing_2: That was hilarious dude.

TheIslandGoddess: YOU!

Thing_1: Me?

TheTeddyBearSlayer: YOU 2 WERE THE ONES WHO HACKED INTO EVERYONE’S ACCOUNTS!

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: YOU MADE ME GO TO TARTARUS!

AwesomeGodOfTheDead: YOU MADE ME BE THE LORD OF THE SHEMALES!

Thing_2: Why do you assume it was us?

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: I’ll show you why, uno mineto.

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo updated his bronze dragon:

Look at what I found earlier! It’s Thing_1 and Thing_2’s conversation!

July 17th, 2014 7:23PM

Thing_1: Dude, they took that waaaaaaaay too seriously!

Thing_2: Ikr! Like, it’s just a hacker, it’s no big deal!

Thing_1: Yeah, the gods were over reacting way too much. I’m glad they didn’t know it was us.

Thing_2: But I feel bad for Leo, he got really hurt and stuff.

Thing_1: ARE YOU DEVELOPING FEELS FOR LEO?!

Thing_2: No, it’s just I feel guilty about it.

Thing_1: Yeah, me too. But you gotta admit it was pretty funny.

Thing_2: Especially the whole LordOfTheShemales thing!

Thing_1: We would’ve never come up with that!

Thing_2: Well, Leo is comedy gold.

 Thing_1: Are you sure you’re not developing feels for Leo?

Thing_2: I’m sure. Besides, I ship him with that Wisty girl. What should they’re shipping name be… hmm… I got it!

Thing_1: What?

Thing_2: WISTLEO!

Thing_1: You know all the Caleo fangirls are going to kill you, right?

Thing_2: Yeah, I know…

Thing_1: Anyway, I’m gonna go prepare for you-know-what. You coming?

Thing_2: Of course I am! The Romans will never see it coming! –This has been copied from an earlier post.

18 ANGRY FEELS TOWARDS ₰Thing_1 AND ₰Thing_2

∞ VIOLENT FEELS TOWARDS ₰Thing_1 AND ₰Thing_2 BECAUSE THEY GOT ₰AllDaLadiezLuvLeo THROWN INTO TARTARUS

2 SCARED FEELS

RESPONCES:

Thing_1: HOW THE HADES DID HE GET THAT?

Thing_2: THAT WAS ON PRIVATE CHAT!

GmanPraisesFood: Did anyways else notice the whole “Thing_2 developing things for Leo” thing?

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: No it wasn’t.

 Thing_2: Did we ever put it on private?

Thing_1: Yes, or else the time wouldn’t be up there.

Thing_2: How is it off private? We can’t take it off private using OUR account! We’re the best hackers here!

TheIslandGoddess: YOU TWO ARE GONNA DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheTeddyBearSlayer: Yeah!

TheTraitorousWeasel: WHY DO YOU SHIP WISTY WITH THAT SCRAWNY KID!

WistyTheHumanTorch: Byron, you’re scrawny too.

TheTraitorousWeasel: So, scrawny looks good on me!

OfficialTeamLeo: HEY, LEO INVENTED SCRAWNY, IT’S THE NEW SIZZLING HOT!

OfficialCaleoShippers: IF YOU DON’T SHIP CALEO, YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OfficialLeynaShippers: LEYNA EATS CALEO FOR BREAKFAST!

OfficialReynicoShippers: AT LEAST CALEO WILL HAPPEN! #LEYNAWILLNEVERHAPPENBECAUSEREYNICOISAWESOME

OfficialLeynaShippers: That’s not even a real hashtag!

OfficialReynicoShippers: Go tell Robin Thicke that.

OfficialLeynaShippers: True… HEY, STOP TRYING TO GET OFF TOPIC!

OfficialPerlypsoShippers: PERLYPSO FOREVES!

OfficialPercabethShippers: Perlypso? Is that Calypso and Percy? SERIOUSLY?!

OfficialPerciancaShippers: IKR! Perlypso is such a weird ship…

OfficialPercicoShippers: Why you being a hypocrite, huh? WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING PERCY AND BIANCA?!

OfficialTeamLeo: What if Bianca also liked Percy?.....  AWKWARD……

I_Am_SeaweedBrain: Why would that be awkward?

OfficialTeamLeo: Because Nico-

 GhostKingRulesAll: TELL HIM AND I WILL COME INTO YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING AND BREATHE ON YOU.

OfficialTeamNico: We wouldn’t mind that…. (o.-)-This comment has been tagged with WINK.

GhostKingRulesAll: ……..

FreePonyRides: HEY! GET YOUR BUTTS OFF THE COMPUTER WHICH ISN’T ALLOWED AT CAMP HALF-BLOOD AND GO TRAIN AND- WAIT, WHO DID THIS TO MY USERNAME?!

Thing_1: Hehe…..

FreePonyRides: THAT’S IT, I’M CANCELING THE USERNAME OPTION!

AllDaLadiezLuvLeo: BUT I LIKE MY USERNAME, PLEASE DON’T CANCEL IT CHIRON!

FreePonyRides: I’m canceling it until you can show you can appropriately use usernames.

TheTeddyBearSlayer: HAHA, SUCKS FOR YOU GREEKS!

WiseGurl4Eves: You know it affects you too, right?

TheTeddyBearSlayer: …. I HATE YOU GREEKS!

TheTraitorousWeasel: That’s what you get Rick Riordan Characters!

WistyTheHumanTorch: It affects us too, Byron.

TheTraitorousWeasel: …… I HATE YOU RICK RIORDAN CHARACTERS!

OfficialJamesPattersonFans: You know, Octavian and Byron are a lot alike…

OfficialW&WFans: No, Octavian and Pearce!

OfficialJamesPattersonFans:True… OMG, what if Octavian met Angel because he found Celeste and used it for augury?

OfficialW&WFans: O.O….. OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!

FreePonyRides: WHO EVER YOU ARE GET OFF SO I CAN RESET THE FANBOOK!

Everyone has logged off to either save the world from an evil person who thinks he’s God, train, or fangirl.

https://Fanbook.org is now no longer able to use usernames

Everyone logs back on hours later.

Leo Valdez has updated his Bronze Dragon:

OMG CHIRON RUINED THE BEST PART OF FANBOOK! WHOEVER MADE HIS USERNAME FREEPONYRIDES, IMMA CUT YOU!

6548127 SIMILAR FEELS

1 DIFFERENT FEEL

2 SCARED FEELS

RESPONSES:

Grover Underwood: Leo has been watching too much Bon Qui Qui...

Connor Stoll: Dude, I TOLD you that idea was stupid!

Travis Stoll: And I told YOU hacking into Calypso’s and Octavian’s account was stupid. But no, you wanted to do the “funniest prank ever”!

Calypso: IT WAS YOU?!

 Annabeth3Chase: I KNEW IT!

Annabeth Chase: GURL, YOU STOLE MY NAME!

Annabeth3Chase: Um…

Leo Valdez: WHY DOES SHE GET A USERNAME?!

Annabeth3Chase: UM…

Annabeth3Chase has logged off to run away to Wonderland.

QweenSharkeisha updated her Suckerpunch:

WHY DO MY ARMS HURT?

0 SIMILAR FEELS

147658769585374254856386 HUMOROUS FEELS

4 HATING FEELS

RESPONSES:

Piper McLean: Hazel…

Hazel Levesque: Yes?

Leo Valdez: WHY DOES SHE GET A USERNAME?!

MalcolmOfCabin6: Because she threaten to go on a killing rampage if she didn’t get a username.

Percy Jackson: WHY DO YOU GET A USERNAME?

MalcolmOfCabin6: Because I’m smart and I know how to hack into the system.

Annabeth Chase: I WANNA USERNAME!

MalcolmOfCabin6: Just because you used improper grammar… No.

Annabeth Chase: ….. t(-_-)t -This comment has been tagged with MEANIE FINGA.

Leo Valdez: NO USING THE MEANIE FINGA!

Frank Zhang: ESPECIALLY AROUND HAZEL!

Hazel Levesque: HELLO!

Leo Valdez: SEE!

 Frank Amazhang: You’re lucky Hazel wasn’t around to witness…

Grover Underwood: Did anybody else notice Frank’s name change?

Leo Valdez: …. The Meanie Finga.-This comment has been tagged with EPIC DRAMATIC AWESOMENESS.

Annafab Chase: Seriously, The Meanie Finga? Boy, you don’t deserve my presence anymore!

Grover Underwood: Seriously, NOBODY noticed that?

Persassy Jackson: MM-HM, YOU TELL HIM GURLFRIEND!

Grover Underwood: C’mon, SOMEBODY’S got to notice this!

Leovely Valdez: YOU INSULTLING MY MEANIE FINGA?!

Grover Underwood: You are all dense.

Hazelicious Levesque: What’s a Meanie Finga?

Pipulous McLean: Don’t worry about it.

Grover Underwood: How do you guys never notice ANYTHING?!

Jason Graceful: Let’s not talk about it.

Grover Underwood: ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!

Nico di Angelic: I don’t want Hazel to be corrupted.

Grover Underwood: NICO TOO?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?

Nico di Angelic: Okay, so no more mentioning the- WAIT A MINUTE-

Grover Underwood: YES! HE FINALLY NOTICED!

Nico di Angelic: -WHO PAINTED MY CABIN PINK AGAIN?!

Grover Wonderwood: NOOOOO!!!!!! Wait, NOT MY NAME TOO! WHO IS DOING THIS!

Connor Stall: Hehe.

Travis Stall: Dude, Nico is gonna KILL us.

Clarisse La Rude: WHO PUT FLOWERS ALL OVER THE ARES CABIN?

Grover Wonderwood: SERIOUSLY, WHO IS HACKING INTO OUR NAMES?

 Katie Gardawesmer: Hehe, payback time.

Clarisse La Rude: YOU DID THIS?

Travis Stall: You have learned well, Grasshoper.

Katie Gardawesomer: Thank you, Sensei.

Grover Wonderwood: WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING TO ME?!

Octopus: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, GREEKS!

Grover Wonderwood: I like Octavian’s, actually…

Preachel Elizadeath Dare: But I’m Greek… So you hate me?

Grover Wonderwood: RACHEL’S NAME?! HGFZGFDJTSMXMS

Octopus: Oh…. Um, no, I mean yes, wait, that’s not what I meant, no-

Raina Ramírez-Arellano: So you like her?

Grover Wonderwood: Raina? SERIOUSLY, WILL ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?

Octopus has logged off because he found the situation really awkward and he’s blushing.

Conner Bailey: HE HAS A SODIUM ALLERGY TOO?!

Bree Campbell: I still have a hard time believing sodium allergies are real…

Conner Bailey: I told you, they’re rare.

Bree Campbell: So you have a rare sodium allergy?

Alex Bailey: Um, I don’t know what you guys are talking about, but Conner doesn’t have a sodium allergy because it doesn’t exist...

Grover Wonderwood: Who are you?

Conner Bailey: YOU DON’T KNOW WHO I AM?!

Grover Wonderwood: Um, no.

Conner Bailey: I AM THE SAVIOR OF THE LAND OF STORIES!

Alex Bailey: You mean we.

Conner Bailey: WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF THE LAND OF STORIES!

 Bree Campbell: And I’m just that random girl who was there and did nothing important. Like Bella Swan.

Bella Swan: HEY!

Bree Campbell: Oh shut up, you know it's true.

Bella Swan: Grr…

Bree Campbell: See, I’m always right.

OfficialTLOSFans: OMG, IT’S CONNER AND ALEX BAILEY!!!!!

Conner Bailey: GOTTA GO!

Conner Bailey, Alex Bailey, and Bree Campbell have logged off to avoid being chased by random fangirls.

Grover Wonderwood: Did anyone see that?

Mirpanda Gardiner: So, Starbucks sounds good, anyone?

Grover Wonderwood: THAT’S IT, I’M DONE.

Leovely Valdez: Oh, take Grover out of the oven because he’s fine!

OfficialTeamGrover: Did you not notice his comments before?

Leovely Valdez: Before? He just logged in right now!

Grover Wonderwood: Did anyone else notice that Leo called me fine?

OfficialTeamGrover: Oh, I thought he was commenting before, all well…

Grover Wonderwood: … (-_-) -This comment has been tagged with ANNOYED WHALE FACE.

Leovely Valdez: LOOK, A WHALE!

Grover Wonderwood: SERIOUSLY, NOW YOU NOTICE ME?!

Katie Gardawesomer: Yeah Miranda, Starbucks sounds great right now!

ShoeLacyOfCabin10: LET’S DO IT!

Draw Tanaka: No Lacy, you’re staying here.

Grover Wonderwood: I’m seriously done right now.

DitchellOfCabin10: You can’t boss us around anymore Drew.

 Draw Tanaka: Yes I can Mitchell, Piper isn’t here since she’s at Starbucks so I AM SUPREME RULER!

Grover Wonderwood: I still can’t believe nobody said anything about Leo calling me fine…

Silena Bodygaurd: Actually Drew, we all hate you. Oh, and Piper’s back.

Draw Tanaka: …… Well at least I wasn’t a traitor!

Charles Beckendork: Shut up Drew.

OfficialCHBCFans: Does anyone else notice that dead people are commenting?

Grover Wonderwood: Nope, I see it too.

OfficialCHBCFans: Hm, must be the only one.

Grover Wonderwood: SERIOUSLY?!

Like Castellan: Silena wasn’t a traitor, she was a hero!

Bianca di Angelic: Yeah!

Zoë Nightshame: Who is this “Silena” we are talking about?

Grover Wonderwood: NOT YOU TOO ZOË!

Artymiss: Hi Zoë!

Zoë Nightshame: Hello Artemis!

Grover Wonderwood: I am just… I can’t even… First nobody notices Octavian’s crush on Rachel, then nobody notices the sudden name change, then nobody notices Leo calling me fine…. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!

Mirpanda Gardiner: I BROUGHT EVERYONE FRAPPUCCINOS!

Everyone has logged off to drink Frappuccinos

FelixOf21Nome has logged on.

FelixOf21Nome has updated his magical scroll:

PEEEEEEEENGUUUUIIIIIINNNNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 SIMILAR FEELS

4 DIFFERENT FEELS

RESPONSES:

 Olaf: I LOVE PENGUINS! I’M GOING TO HUG YOU BECAUSE YOU LOVE PENGUINS!!!!!

QueenElsa: Well, penguins are cool…

ShelbyAnkleBiter: NO, CRAYONS ARE BETTER!

Gazzy: BOMBS ARE THE BEST!

Iggy: YEAH, BOMBS ARE AWESOME!

FelixOf21Nome: No way, PENGUINS RULE!!!!!!!!!

Gazzy: Oh yeah?

Gazzy uploaded an audio recording:  Bombs Are Better Than Penguins (To Reindeers Are Better Than People) to his Feather:

Gazzy: Bombs are better than penguins, Iggy, don’t you think that’s true?

Iggy: Yeah penguins will beat you, and attack you, and eat you, every one of them’s bad, including Felix’s!

ShelbyAnkleBiter: But crayons are better than bombs, Ankle biters, don’t you think I’m right?

OfficialAnkeBiters: That’s once again true, except we love crayons more than you.

ShelbyAnkleBiter: You got me,

Gazzy: Let’s call it a night.

OfficialAnkleBiters: Good night.

Iggy: Don’t let the Whitecoats bite.

0 SIMILAR FEELS

3 HATING FEELS

RESPONSES:

Kristoff: SVEN, THEY STOLE OUR SONG!

Sven: *Nods angrily*

Iggy Azalea: THAT BOY STOLE MY NAME!

Iggy: Um, excuse me, I was popular WAAAAAY before you!

Ella Martinez: YEAH!

 Ella of Frell: THIS GIRL STOLE MY NAME TOO!

EllaTheHarpie: Three Ellas? Too many Ellas…

Iggy Azalea: GIVE ME MY NAME BACK!

Fang: Well Iggy didn’t really steal your name…

Iggy Azalea: GIVE. IT. BACK. NOW.

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: What did you say?

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: NOBODY SAYS NO TO IGGY AZALEA!

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME MAD?

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING NO?!

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: What?

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: Is that all you say?

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING NO?!

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Fang: I think that’s all they say.

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Iggy Azalea: No it isn’t, they said they say more things.

Fang: You obviously need to go back to school instead of singing. Me and my ears would be very happy if you did that.

 Iggy Azalea: EXCUSE ME?

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Max Ride: Iggy and Gazzy, what did I tell you about talking to Rick Riordan characters?

Gazzy: Not to speak to them because they’re stealing fans from our fandom.

Max Ride: That’s right. And Fang, I can’t believe you let them talk to Rick Riordan characters!

Fang: Well they’re not that bad-

Entire Freaking Universe: NO.

Max Ride: Thank you Entire Freaking Universe. Now, get back in the James Patterson fandom!

Uncle Rick Riordan, Chris Colfer, Gail Carson Levine, James Patterson, and Walt Disney Studios have logged on.

Uncle Rick Riordan, Chris Colfer, Gail Carson Levine, James Patterson, and Walt Disney Studios have collabed to update their Manuscript and Storyboard:

WE OWN ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except for the Entire Freaking Universe, Chilea owns that.

Uncle Rick Riordan, Chris Colfer, Gail Carson Levine, and James Patterson have logged off to take a whole freaking year to write a new book after having a cliffhanger in their last one because they’re evil, while Walt Disney Studios has logged off to try to make that sequel to Frozen that everyone wants, but they still haven’t made a sequel to Tangled. T.T

Everyone except Iggy Azalea has logged off because they don’t want to get killed for staying logged on when they’re not supposed to.

RESPONSES:

 Iggy Azalea: YOU DON’T OWN ME!!!!!!!

Def Jam Records: But we do.

Iggy Azalea: …….

Iggy Azalea and Def Jam Records have logged off to make another annoying song that will play 5 billion times a day.

Chilea has logged on.

Chilea has updated her Fabfiction:

YAY!!!!! I OWN THE ENTIRE FREAKING UNIVERSE!!!!!! So guys, another update is here! So I’m going to dedicate this chapter to Annabeh3Chase for correctly guessing who Thing_1 and Thing_2 was! YAY!!!! So I kinda had a writer’s brick for this *Glares at Roman* IT’S NOT NICE TO THROW BRICKS AT PEOPLE’S HEAD!

Jason: That brick has a name you know, her name is Loquacious!

LoquaciousTheBrick: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU JASON, I DON’T LIKE YOU!

Jason: (/T0T)/ ┴ *flipping a table while throwing a tantrum*

Effie Trinket: THAT WAS MAHOGONY!

Calypso: AND MY NEW PICNIC TABLE! Just got it replaced!

Me: Okay then, moving on…

So I will be dedicating more chapters to people that comment on my story, so yeah. Oh, and how do you guys feel about Chiron taking away the usernames? Does this make it easier for you, or was it funnier with the usernames? TELL ME MY FLUFFY PEEPS! Oh, and don’t forget, if you ever want to ask the demigods a question or tell them something, just comment down below! Oh, and who do you think was changing all the names and why did Leo call Grover “fine”? I WANNA HEAR YOUR GUESSES!!!!! Oh, and poor Grover, nobody is listening to him… Oh, and you are a fan of my comments, check out my other story Ask the Demigods! Okay, well, bye for now my fluffy enchileadas (Thanks again to Annabeth3Chase for coming up with enchileadas!).

~Chilea, a daughter of Demeter and Legacy of Apollo. ❀ ☼